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I'm a good sport!!
Original Message   Feb 24, 2005 5:32 pm
Just to show the ladies of the forum that I can take it as well as dish it!...........

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Highwind


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #10   Mar 1, 2005 9:35 pm
Thanks for the advice Walt. I'll be sure to never send Paula a flower arrangement. Looks like a cruel thing to do to harmless plants.

Poor delivery guy would probably walk away wearing it, unless he was lucky enough that she wasn't home, and he could leave it on her doorstep and run for safety.



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Paula


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #11   Mar 1, 2005 9:51 pm
OhWindyOne

If you were to send me flowers, I'd first check to make sure it wasn't an extra large Venus flytrap and then to be sure it didn't emit poisonous gasses (like High Winds of noxious fumes...) and  I would definitely know better than to EVER bring flowers/plants from you into my house.....think I don't recognize you dressed in that plant outfit?!  Sheesh...

Paula

Paula


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #12   Mar 1, 2005 10:09 pm
Walt

I hope you grabbed a couple of souveniers as you were driving through the Catholic girls' dorm....(and Catholic girls don't count as souveniers...)

Paula

Walt


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #13   Mar 1, 2005 10:11 pm
I don't know..I'm pretty sure I can still tell Adam from Eve at this point.

Although anytime I think of a motorcycle and a tall straight object in the same place, I can't help but to think of a wild Pole Dance at the Ringling Bros. and Barnum Bailey Strip Club.  No offense there Paula...

Walt

Walt


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #14   Mar 1, 2005 10:20 pm
Paula wrote:
Walt

I hope you grabbed a couple of souveniers as you were driving through the Catholic girls' dorm....(and Catholic girls don't count as souveniers...)

Paula


Unfortunately, Campus security was hot on my trail so I didn't have much time to meander.  Since catholic girls don't count I got nothing.  If they did count I got 1.

Walt

This message was modified Mar 1, 2005 by Walt
Paula


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enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #15   Mar 1, 2005 10:22 pm
Walt

Tsk...Tsk...bad manners to grab and tell...

Walt


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #16   Mar 1, 2005 10:26 pm
Paula wrote:
Walt

Tsk...Tsk...bad manners to grab and tell...


Grab Nothing, I took her with me!  She said she wanted adventure, she got it!!!
This message was modified Mar 1, 2005 by Walt
Paula


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #17   Mar 2, 2005 7:07 am
How many rulers made contact before you made it through the gauntlet? 
Walt


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #18   Mar 2, 2005 6:53 pm
Well Paula,

I don't know how many rulers actually made contact, did tear my backrest to pieces though!    I also think I got hit with an empty communion wine bottle,  although all I saw was the glass shattering beyond my field of view.

As a side note, a steel edge wooden ruler in the spokes of an 850 makes a hell of a lot more racket than a 1974 Steve Carlton baseball card does in a bicycle wheel! 

Walt

This message was modified Mar 2, 2005 by Walt
Paula


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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: I'm a good sport!!
Reply #19   Mar 2, 2005 8:05 pm
Walt wrote:
Well Paula,

I don't know how many rulers actually made contact, did tear my backrest to pieces though!    I also think I got hit with an empty communion wine bottle,  although all I saw was the glass shattering beyond my field of view.

As a side note, a steel edge wooden ruler in the spokes of an 850 makes a hell of a lot more racket than a 1974 Steve Carlton baseball card does in a bicycle wheel! 

Walt



Sure it was your backREST?  
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