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I presume someone couldn't handle the concept of "Perspective"?

buttlint wrote: Hey!  I resemble that remark!!  

Highwind wrote:
Second, was the subject a blonde? In which case why would anyone want to take a picture of empty, dead space? Just chop it off and forget it...a sign of a good photog... or he works/worked for Hustler mag.

I have metioned the missing head thing before 'cause I have seen it happen.  Chris and I were at a lovely wedding last summer and I asked him to get a picture of the bride and groom together.  A) he was closer & B) figured he could handle it (was I wrong).  The picture turned out very nice, all that was there though was chests.  I wouldn't have a problem with this if this hadn't been his sister.  My thinking is you can look, but please, please refrain from snapping pictures of your sisters chest area and all that it holds dear.

Sherri
PS - it's a great joke picture now and he hasn't touched the camera since.

Sherri,
I wouldnt worry about Chris's facination with his sisters chest.....
It is quite a common thing down here in the states.
(One state in particular.)

(Chris.....yer scarin' me buddy! )       

hmm...

the woman i took the picture of is NOT my sister...

sherri and i have already had this discussion but she does like to razz me about it when she can.

and i will always look at the menu...

just have to be extra carefull what to order.

so Paula honey...what are you doing for the weekend anyway.

i have this neet camera and i could use some help with my focus

later chris 

Ahem....  You'll notice...the name PAULA does NOT appear on the menu!

                      

And you may want to be a little careful in your choice of reading material.....I have heard that a lot of close up menu perusal can be hazardous to your health.....causing a condition called "I've got a headache" and/or the frying pan treatment...which is usually preceded by the question of "one lump or two?".... 

(Hey Sherri....you need any cast iron frying pans?  I've got a nice heavy one whose handle fits in the palm of my hand just like a baseball bat....)

appetizer is on the menu...

later chris

Hey Snowshoveler,

If you can get a picture of Paula I'll pay well for it. BTW, you might have to get real close to her to get that special shot you like, but for me, I'll take a full head to toe picture.  It shouldn't be that difficult as I remember her saying she wasn't a tall girl.

But be careful.  She likes to play with oriectomy scalpels. She is planning on becoming a surgeon in the treament of male hormonal problems. It seems she has this theory that all male ills can be cured by a lobotomy separating the lower half of the brain from the upper half, and displaying it on her wall. I don't know about curing male problems, but it takes care of those men who give her problems.

And while you are at it send a picture of Sherri for comparison. Again as I'm a total concept guy and don't have a favourite female part (I like them all) a full top to bottom shot would be perfect. Just step back a bit as I understand she is taller, or hit the little button on the camera to go from telephoto to wide angle.

Thanks buddy. If you don't make it back from the Paula photo shoot, I'll raise a keg of Screech to you at your wake, and say a few good words about how brave, if not very bright, you were. Good luck.  

Awww.. Windy...Shoveler isn't afraid of a few sharp and/or heavy kitchen utensils, I am sure.......and a little fresh air between the male portions of the brain are good for them........just think of it as a good spring cleanin'....

I believe there were buffalo burgers on the menu as well Shoveler....tell me...do you like to lie on your stomach or on your back when you sleep at night?

hey Paula ...

while im dreaming of you i sleep on my pillow.

later chrsi