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I presume someone couldn't handle the concept of "Perspective"?

It must have turned someone on , Mo.

Interesting that the mini skirt thread passed muster but the cup size didn't.....I guess 'depravity' is in the eye of the beholder as well...

Could it be that Wacko Jacko is a member of our forum, and asked that it be yanked, being the caring, affectionate type he is around children? 

I wonder if I guessed right?  Around a 36D, or am I way off? 

Hi Ajace..............

It was all about this joke ..............but I guess somebody can't take a joke around here and deleted the original post.

After you click the link and see the joke in its entiriety, I'm sure you will agree that it is most obscene!

Hey, you folks know me...I enjoy pushing the envelope with humor on this site, I'm certainly not a prude...

I know there was no harm intended. The posting was just meant to give us all a chuckle 

But I guess because the "punchline" showed what appears to be a CHILD'S BUTT WITH LIPSTICK IT while it  was dressed in a bra might be offensive to some...

I don't think I would even have posted it. You can post all the sexy pictures and double entendre you want and I will laugh my @ss off with you and sometimes at you...

However, especially with the sexual victimization of children that we have seen in the press most recently,  I would shy away from those censored photos also.

                                                                                                            Dan   

I dont know Dan?
That's a pretty twisted interpritation of a photo that could just as well be a kid playing in a hamper.
It also makes me feel creepy when I think back and recall all the times that I "blew farts" on my daughers tummy too make her laugh.

LOL, I would have never guess that was a baby's butt. 

Buttlint,

I don't think the kid got a kiss with lipstick on his butt from the hamper. "Twisted"? I resemble that remark... But the picture is worth a thousand words. There was no interpetation necessary.

And let me be fair...I did not see the origional post. I saw the pictures from the link provided. Also after looking at the photo closer it looks as though the " breasts" may have been cropped on the photo of the child. Notice the difference in skin tone.

Either way, I'll stand my ground  on this episode and say  the censor's made a good call on this one.  With all the kids being exploited today, I think photos like this one should be off limits in our forum. The link should go as well...

                                                                                                           Dan

Dan,
Or........ it could be from his mom kissing a boo-boo.
And there isnt a member on this forum, that in any way, shape or form condons exploitation of children.
I would estimate that a majority of the members are parents, aunts, uncles and some of us may even be grandparents.
But....everything is in the eye and mind of the beholder....Personally, I dont see it.....but if you do, you have every right too your point of view and I will respect that.

BTW: This is the original...
(Somebody must put a stop too this veggie porn!)

Buttlint...

OK...I gotta know...what the hell kind of fruit is that anyways....a pare?   Or should I say ....pair ......     

                                                               Dan

Dantheman wrote:

My guess would be a potato.

Sherri

Dan,
You say potato.............. I say potatoe.

Thats gotta be a tater....but it doesn't have any eyes!     Emmo...is one of your spuds from your young days?...say 13 or 14?

Paula wrote:

As usual - give a man a camera and they "accidentally' cut off the head and all you're left with is a chest shot.

Sherri

MissSnowshoveler wrote: Here you go Sherri.........Shhhheeeese!

buttlint wrote:

So Sir Lintalot, I go from butt hugging to Mrs Potatohead.  I'll have you know those just simply aren't my colors.  That shade of pink just does not go with those rosy red lips and that purse, purple mauvy eyelashes and that lime green?  Have you no fashion sense at all?  I looked for cutesy pictures showing some fashion sense, but I don't have enough time between customers and the phone to type a whole sentence, so by the time I think of something witty and start with that - it's gone 'cause I've been back and forth to it 1000 times and a forgotten what I was going to type from the time before.
Sherri

Sherri

I'm amazed he didn't attach 'stick-on' boobs or, at the very least, plastic cleavage...

MissSnowshoveler wrote:

Sherri,

You mentioned this photographic peculiarity before. And it got me to thinking why a man would accidentally cut off the heads of certain female subjects.

I have thought of a few theories.

A good photographer always wants to frame the subject matter of most interest in a quadrant off centre, and if the guy has the zoom in too far to capture the objects of interest in greatest detail, he's bound to cut off less important areas. A sure indication he's an amateur photog or he's got a fetish with large objects.

Second, was the subject a blonde? In which case why would anyone want to take a picture of empty, dead space? Just chop it off and forget it...a sign of a good photog... or he works/worked for Hustler mag.

<<edited to correct "breatest" to "greatest"...must've been concentrating too much on the subject matter of interest, doooh!>>

I am sorry ladies.....That was a photo of Miss. Newfoundland, 2004.
You cant get much more wholesome than these two.

(Paula would be the one with her jaw moving.)

buttlint wrote: Hey!  I resemble that remark!!  

Highwind wrote:
Second, was the subject a blonde? In which case why would anyone want to take a picture of empty, dead space? Just chop it off and forget it...a sign of a good photog... or he works/worked for Hustler mag.

I have metioned the missing head thing before 'cause I have seen it happen.  Chris and I were at a lovely wedding last summer and I asked him to get a picture of the bride and groom together.  A) he was closer & B) figured he could handle it (was I wrong).  The picture turned out very nice, all that was there though was chests.  I wouldn't have a problem with this if this hadn't been his sister.  My thinking is you can look, but please, please refrain from snapping pictures of your sisters chest area and all that it holds dear.

Sherri
PS - it's a great joke picture now and he hasn't touched the camera since.

Sherri,
I wouldnt worry about Chris's facination with his sisters chest.....
It is quite a common thing down here in the states.
(One state in particular.)

(Chris.....yer scarin' me buddy! )       

hmm...

the woman i took the picture of is NOT my sister...

sherri and i have already had this discussion but she does like to razz me about it when she can.

and i will always look at the menu...

just have to be extra carefull what to order.

so Paula honey...what are you doing for the weekend anyway.

i have this neet camera and i could use some help with my focus

later chris 

Ahem....  You'll notice...the name PAULA does NOT appear on the menu!

                      

And you may want to be a little careful in your choice of reading material.....I have heard that a lot of close up menu perusal can be hazardous to your health.....causing a condition called "I've got a headache" and/or the frying pan treatment...which is usually preceded by the question of "one lump or two?".... 

(Hey Sherri....you need any cast iron frying pans?  I've got a nice heavy one whose handle fits in the palm of my hand just like a baseball bat....)

appetizer is on the menu...

later chris

Hey Snowshoveler,

If you can get a picture of Paula I'll pay well for it. BTW, you might have to get real close to her to get that special shot you like, but for me, I'll take a full head to toe picture.  It shouldn't be that difficult as I remember her saying she wasn't a tall girl.

But be careful.  She likes to play with oriectomy scalpels. She is planning on becoming a surgeon in the treament of male hormonal problems. It seems she has this theory that all male ills can be cured by a lobotomy separating the lower half of the brain from the upper half, and displaying it on her wall. I don't know about curing male problems, but it takes care of those men who give her problems.

And while you are at it send a picture of Sherri for comparison. Again as I'm a total concept guy and don't have a favourite female part (I like them all) a full top to bottom shot would be perfect. Just step back a bit as I understand she is taller, or hit the little button on the camera to go from telephoto to wide angle.

Thanks buddy. If you don't make it back from the Paula photo shoot, I'll raise a keg of Screech to you at your wake, and say a few good words about how brave, if not very bright, you were. Good luck.  

Awww.. Windy...Shoveler isn't afraid of a few sharp and/or heavy kitchen utensils, I am sure.......and a little fresh air between the male portions of the brain are good for them........just think of it as a good spring cleanin'....

I believe there were buffalo burgers on the menu as well Shoveler....tell me...do you like to lie on your stomach or on your back when you sleep at night?

hey Paula ...

while im dreaming of you i sleep on my pillow.

later chrsi

Could you be a little more specific Shoveler?  I need to know which attachment to bring along for my hamburger grinder...

oh baby i love it when you talk food to me...

how about some whipped cream and maybe some chocolate and cherries.

oh yes and pictures .

there seems to be a bet that i wont be able to keep up with you,i guess you are an incredable woman.

anyway they will drink in my memory,hard to say what they will do with your memory. 

later chris 

snowshoveler wrote:

Perhaps raise a golden orchiectomy scalpel in toast to my memory? 

Take off their body armor and breathe a collective sigh of relief? 

Dance on my grave, singing "ding, dong, the witch is dead"??

Hmm...wonder if I should be a little nicer on here??  Naaahhhhh

Whew!............Step out for a couple days and things get hopping.

Sorry if any found this post offensive. Certainly not my intent. Merely another post illustrating the importance of perspective.
Obviously, this post did just that, and showed that there is more than one way to interpret everything.

 Being a Dad to 2 young girls, I certainly have a deep regard to issues such as child victimization. Obviously I didn't see this
 post in that light, but to  those of you that did, I'm sorry.

Emmo,

That's OK buddy... I know there was no harm intended...

                                                                        Dan

Emmo

You rabble rouser... 

Paula

Yea yea yea, just don't let it happen again.