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I presume someone couldn't handle the concept of "Perspective"?

Hey Snowshoveler,

If you can get a picture of Paula I'll pay well for it. BTW, you might have to get real close to her to get that special shot you like, but for me, I'll take a full head to toe picture.  It shouldn't be that difficult as I remember her saying she wasn't a tall girl.

But be careful.  She likes to play with oriectomy scalpels. She is planning on becoming a surgeon in the treament of male hormonal problems. It seems she has this theory that all male ills can be cured by a lobotomy separating the lower half of the brain from the upper half, and displaying it on her wall. I don't know about curing male problems, but it takes care of those men who give her problems.

And while you are at it send a picture of Sherri for comparison. Again as I'm a total concept guy and don't have a favourite female part (I like them all) a full top to bottom shot would be perfect. Just step back a bit as I understand she is taller, or hit the little button on the camera to go from telephoto to wide angle.

Thanks buddy. If you don't make it back from the Paula photo shoot, I'll raise a keg of Screech to you at your wake, and say a few good words about how brave, if not very bright, you were. Good luck.  

Awww.. Windy...Shoveler isn't afraid of a few sharp and/or heavy kitchen utensils, I am sure.......and a little fresh air between the male portions of the brain are good for them........just think of it as a good spring cleanin'....

I believe there were buffalo burgers on the menu as well Shoveler....tell me...do you like to lie on your stomach or on your back when you sleep at night?

hey Paula ...

while im dreaming of you i sleep on my pillow.

later chrsi

Could you be a little more specific Shoveler?  I need to know which attachment to bring along for my hamburger grinder...

oh baby i love it when you talk food to me...

how about some whipped cream and maybe some chocolate and cherries.

oh yes and pictures .

there seems to be a bet that i wont be able to keep up with you,i guess you are an incredable woman.

anyway they will drink in my memory,hard to say what they will do with your memory. 

later chris 

snowshoveler wrote:

Perhaps raise a golden orchiectomy scalpel in toast to my memory? 

Take off their body armor and breathe a collective sigh of relief? 

Dance on my grave, singing "ding, dong, the witch is dead"??

Hmm...wonder if I should be a little nicer on here??  Naaahhhhh

Whew!............Step out for a couple days and things get hopping.

Sorry if any found this post offensive. Certainly not my intent. Merely another post illustrating the importance of perspective.
Obviously, this post did just that, and showed that there is more than one way to interpret everything.

 Being a Dad to 2 young girls, I certainly have a deep regard to issues such as child victimization. Obviously I didn't see this
 post in that light, but to  those of you that did, I'm sorry.

Emmo,

That's OK buddy... I know there was no harm intended...

                                                                        Dan

Emmo

You rabble rouser... 

Paula

Yea yea yea, just don't let it happen again.