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buttlint


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Ever been arrested?
Original Message   May 18, 2005 8:04 pm
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Emmo


Joined: May 22, 2003
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Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #16   May 19, 2005 5:42 pm
Highwind wrote:
I've been arrested most of my life. They said when I was born I suffered from arrested development. Started out life with a life sentence.



And now you're married and doing a double life sentence?


Respect my authority!
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #17   May 19, 2005 6:04 pm
Emmo, roflmao!



Some reason I don't think Highwind minded, see his wife?



Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #18   May 19, 2005 7:05 pm
Emmo,

You got it!  Although you can get those "wife" sentences commuted, it'll cost you a small fortune, and you might end up paying for life. 

Marshall,

Where can I trade mine in for one of those leggier models with a lower odometer reading?   I don't think trying to roll the odometer back on mine is going to fool anyone.  

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Emmo


Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #19   May 19, 2005 7:11 pm
Highwind,  You're right about the expense of commuting those sentences..........been there.

Marshall,   That one looks very similar to the one that repossessed my soul.
This message was modified May 19, 2005 by Emmo
buttlint


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Points: 791

Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #20   May 19, 2005 7:43 pm

Marshall wrote:
Emmo, roflmao!



Some reason I don't think Highwind minded, see his wife?




Hmmmmm.........Chicken Chokin' must be considered a crime of passion in Michigan.....
The old lady just caught me ogling Highwinds wife.......and I got off.
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #21   May 19, 2005 7:49 pm
Buttlint,

ROFLMAO,   

                    

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #22   May 19, 2005 8:03 pm
Highwind, you gonna let Lint choke your...I mean ogle you wife? Get in there and stop that before the chicken dies.
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #23   May 19, 2005 8:24 pm
Wait a minute, let me look a little closer........yep......I think that's Paula. Wow, what a babe.
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #24   May 19, 2005 8:31 pm
Marshall wrote:
Highwind, you gonna let Lint choke your...I mean ogle you wife? Get in there and stop that before the chicken dies.



Marshall,

Toooooo late. Lint has got to be one of the fastest chicken chokers around. Ten seconds from start to finish. I couldn't get there in time to stop him.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Ever been arrested?
Reply #25   May 19, 2005 8:32 pm
Marshall wrote:
Wait a minute, let me look a little closer........yep......I think that's Paula. Wow, what a babe.

No way, Marshall. Paula has more meat, I mean Hersheys chocolate, on her bones than that.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

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