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Uhhh....Linty?  You needing bond, buddy?

Oh Yeah.........it takes me back..........

Except for a bogus failure to obey, a possibly a petty drug charge or two, maybe a FTA or so.

No.

I never have Lint. I turned myself in after that time I was chasing a carload of inbreds down the highway with my .44 magnum, popping a few shots in the air after they hit my truck and took off.

robmints wrote:
FTA's suck!
I once got caught for fishing without a license.
I speared a dogfish at my aunts house...and the DNR busted me for it.
I was like 17 at the time and being that my aunt lived 200 miles north of where I do, I just blew it off.
2 years later the local cops showed up at my parents house with a warrent for my arrest.
I was sleeping upstairs at the time.....and my mom said that I had moved too Australia.
I felt kind of bad about it all....so I went up north and turned myself in too the Roscommon County Police.
I figured all I would have too do was pay a 20 dollar ticket and my conscience would be clear.
They told me the charges had been dropped.

lint,
It usually does pay to be honest, and try to pay your debts to society.

My mother tried to teach me that there was a hard way or an easy way, for a good while I had trouble with the concept.

I haven't.  Anyone ever had any thing repossessed?  

robmints wrote: Rob,
My mom used too say......."A puff....a party....a tragedy!"
If only  I had listened!

Ajace wrote: I haven't.  Anyone ever had any thing repossessed? 
Just my soul.

Yes. 

C

In 5 different states.  So far.

Bill_D wrote:

LOL.....

C

I normaly don't like to tell people this because I believe it brings shame on me but. I have been arrested by the police. I have been arested 3 times. 2 mister meeners and 1 felony. Please don't ask me what of in the public forum cause I won't answer.

PS: I am a better person now days then I used to be!

not lately........................

there was this guy 2 weeks ago that would have been worth the time tho.....................

my wife and tractors keep me out of trouble.........................

repo's ?.............

i never owned anything i couldnt pay for in cash...........................

dont like anything new anyway.....................

'cept for the new Stihl trimmer i just got...................

hope that dont turn into a trend.....................

bill

buttlint wrote:
You too??????

Only thing was, I didn't realize that the devil would be blonde, stacked and wearing a red mini!

I've been arrested most of my life. They said when I was born I suffered from arrested development. Started out life with a life sentence.

Highwind wrote:


And now you're married and doing a double life sentence?


Respect my authority!

Emmo, roflmao!



Some reason I don't think Highwind minded, see his wife?

Emmo,

You got it!  Although you can get those "wife" sentences commuted, it'll cost you a small fortune, and you might end up paying for life. 

Marshall,

Where can I trade mine in for one of those leggier models with a lower odometer reading?   I don't think trying to roll the odometer back on mine is going to fool anyone.  

Highwind,  You're right about the expense of commuting those sentences..........been there.

Marshall,   That one looks very similar to the one that repossessed my soul.

Marshall wrote:

Buttlint,

ROFLMAO,   

                    

Highwind, you gonna let Lint choke your...I mean ogle you wife? Get in there and stop that before the chicken dies.

Wait a minute, let me look a little closer........yep......I think that's Paula. Wow, what a babe.

Marshall wrote:

Marshall,

Toooooo late. Lint has got to be one of the fastest chicken chokers around. Ten seconds from start to finish. I couldn't get there in time to stop him.

Marshall wrote:
No way, Marshall. Paula has more meat, I mean Hersheys chocolate, on her bones than that.

Hmm...I've heard that when you cut their (chickens, of course) heads off, they run around a while before falling down and flopping on the ground. 

Paula wrote:
Have mercy!

Never arrested...

Close once... ~~ age 8-10...  busted sewer pipes with rocks at house development ...

Police at house... good talking parents...

T-20...   things change for the better !!   We make it so !!    

Dave...

Highwind wrote:

Gives new meaning to the phrase "going back for seconds"   

This News Flash Just In...........

Lint is arrested.........Chicken in Critical Condition

Details at once, Film at 11!

ROFLMAO! EMMO, YOU'RE CLASSIC MAN! 

Poor Linty.....I bet somebody from PETA squealed for his Fowl behavior....

Emmo wrote:
I am innocent until proven guilty!
That chicken was there before I came along!
It's time too call in the pro's......They will find the truth!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!  

Linty

I have to echo someone else's previous post....you missed your calling.   

Paula

Mr. 'Lint...

WATCH OUT  ! ! !  

The chicken may have been killed for several reasons...    ...and CSI checks for sperm samples... 

Hope the chicken comes out clean !   LOL...

If not... hope it was worth it !   LOL...

Dave...

Dave___in___CT wrote:
Dave,
At my age....I am not worried about DNA sperm samples...
Carbon dating dust samples is what worries me.

buttlint wrote:
Good one Lint...AH HA HA HA...LOL

Dust the chicken?...somehow it doesn't have the same ring to it....