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A chicken at your command.
Original Message   May 11, 2005 2:43 pm
Type in an action word like jump, skip or even moonwalk and see what the chicken does.
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snowshoveler


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Location: bridgewater nova scotia...aka the swamp
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Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #4   May 11, 2005 7:59 pm
Paula...you really need to take that trip to the lingerie store with Sherri.

if you cant recognize a garter belt its been to long since you have worn one.

Sherri says you can pick her up and the 2 of you can make a day of it.

im gonna need a report on every thing purchased or tried on.

oh yes just one more thing...that honkin big tractor of mine just happens to have a very large hood.its big enough for the 2 of you to model on.

im just not sure how to use the camera but i can try to learn,im open to new things

later and excited chris

craftsman 10/28 snowblower with tracks   husky 372xpg chainsaw   sachs dolmar bc212 bushsaw   mondo trimmer   monster tractor with trailer    cheep wheelbarro and couple shovels and a partridge in a pear tree 
Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Points: 785

Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #5   May 11, 2005 10:34 pm
Yeah....I seem to remember a ceremony having to do with a garter and the words "I do"........

Thanks, I'll take a pass on the garters. 

Besides.....I already modeled my sexy red bikini.....the picture of which Lint was kind enough to post..........but I don't think even your honking big tractor is large enough for me to model on......I'm sure Sherri will look MUCH more attractive draped over it......I think you should let her drive it first though.....to see how accurately she can hit a moving target with it....

This message was modified May 11, 2005 by Paula
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
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Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #6   May 11, 2005 11:15 pm
Snowshoveler,

Rather than just getting a report on what the girls try on, why not accompany them, and make your own report? I'll join you, and we can bring a box of beer and enjoy some quality entertainment. I have a camera with panoramic capability so we can fit all of Paula in. I think Lint has Photoshop and can edit the pics so they will fit on a standard sized monitor, otherwise only those with large 25+ inch flat screens will see all of her at once.

Paula does have a good point... is the hood of that tractor reinforced? Sherri may be small enought not to damage it....but Paula?

Love all three of you Paula.  

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Points: 785

Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #7   May 11, 2005 11:24 pm
Theres just a whooooooole lotta me to love.....
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Points: 985

Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #8   May 11, 2005 11:28 pm
Paula wrote:
Theres just a whooooooole lotta me to love.....

You can say that .... again and again... to cover all of you. LOL.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

buttlint


Joined: Oct 14, 2002
Points: 791

Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #9   May 12, 2005 8:38 am
Chris,
You might want too recondsider the "glam shot" of Paula.
We tried that once.....and look what happened too my classic Pontiac.

Love ya, Sweetheart.
Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Points: 785

Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #10   May 12, 2005 9:27 am
Linty, Linty, Linty...

How many times do I have to tell you that a deer ran out in front of your car?  That flattened effect was from when I pressed the brakes really hard to try and avoid him.(think vacuum effect)...and I'm telling you...it was a really BIG deer...

Paula

mrmom


Joined: Sep 19, 2003
Points: 345

Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #11   May 12, 2005 6:45 pm
He he he..... you guys sure have a way of turning threads into other stuff.

BTW, try making the chicken fart.

Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #12   May 12, 2005 7:22 pm
From its eye colour I don't think I'm going to order any chicken product from BK. Looks diseased. 

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Emmo


Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

Re: A chicken at your command.
Reply #13   May 12, 2005 8:43 pm
I just asked the chicken to choke............
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