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Type in an action word like jump, skip or even moonwalk and see what the chicken does.

Pretty up-tight chicken.
I told him too take a dump, (like chickens are known for), and he had the gumption too shake his finger in admonishment at me.
That's when I told him too "go #*^& himself" and he really  flew off the handle.
For a $#%* wearing nothing but a garter-belt...I thought he had a lot of nerve.

It's a helpless reaction, it has to be done, a vulgar word just flows through your fingers and into the box. I didn't do it on purpose, it just happened and I couldn't stop it.                                 

That was a garter belt?!

Gees, I asked to see some chicken thighs but I don't remember any garter belt. 

Paula...you really need to take that trip to the lingerie store with Sherri.

if you cant recognize a garter belt its been to long since you have worn one.

Sherri says you can pick her up and the 2 of you can make a day of it.

im gonna need a report on every thing purchased or tried on.

oh yes just one more thing...that honkin big tractor of mine just happens to have a very large hood.its big enough for the 2 of you to model on.

im just not sure how to use the camera but i can try to learn,im open to new things

later and excited chris

Yeah....I seem to remember a ceremony having to do with a garter and the words "I do"........

Thanks, I'll take a pass on the garters. 

Besides.....I already modeled my sexy red bikini.....the picture of which Lint was kind enough to post..........but I don't think even your honking big tractor is large enough for me to model on......I'm sure Sherri will look MUCH more attractive draped over it......I think you should let her drive it first though.....to see how accurately she can hit a moving target with it....

Snowshoveler,

Rather than just getting a report on what the girls try on, why not accompany them, and make your own report? I'll join you, and we can bring a box of beer and enjoy some quality entertainment. I have a camera with panoramic capability so we can fit all of Paula in. I think Lint has Photoshop and can edit the pics so they will fit on a standard sized monitor, otherwise only those with large 25+ inch flat screens will see all of her at once.

Paula does have a good point... is the hood of that tractor reinforced? Sherri may be small enought not to damage it....but Paula?

Love all three of you Paula.  

Theres just a whooooooole lotta me to love.....

Paula wrote:
You can say that .... again and again... to cover all of you. LOL.

Chris,
You might want too recondsider the "glam shot" of Paula.
We tried that once.....and look what happened too my classic Pontiac.

Love ya, Sweetheart.

Linty, Linty, Linty...

How many times do I have to tell you that a deer ran out in front of your car?  That flattened effect was from when I pressed the brakes really hard to try and avoid him.(think vacuum effect)...and I'm telling you...it was a really BIG deer...

Paula

He he he..... you guys sure have a way of turning threads into other stuff.

BTW, try making the chicken fart.

From its eye colour I don't think I'm going to order any chicken product from BK. Looks diseased. 

I just asked the chicken to choke............

Emmo wrote:
ROFL

mrmom wrote:
He not only farts.....but he will also light one if you ask him to.
BK's famous Flame Broiled Chicken Butts....a menu favorite in France.

Wonder if you can get those in drive through?

Paula wrote:
And stuffed with cheeze.
A Poulet Bunghole Royale.
Yummmmm.....

Uncle, Uncle....I've been outgrossed....

hey hey now Paula...

if thats really you on the vintage pontiac...then im gonna roll you in flour and make for the wet spot.

oh my im gonna suffer the wrath for this one .

oh well back to the soapbox for me.

i have the accomadations done up nicely just incase you were curious.

still have outdoor plumbing if you know what i mean,no OPE yet here either.

ha ha im so flattened

later chris

GET 'EM SHERRI!  IF YOU NEED ANY SHARP UTENSILS/SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS, LET ME KNOW!  

I see that I'm going to have to make a stop and house clean that soap box.  Maybe replace it with a matchbox.  He's getting way to used to be in nice big accomadations.  A matchbox will do nicely.  He's on a real creative jag lately, and I don't know if I can control him but I will sure try and rein him back in.  MEN.

Sherri

Sherri

Let me know if you need a match to go with that matchbox...

Paula

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!


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