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Marshall


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Sexy mini skirt...............
Original Message   Jun 28, 2005 4:36 pm
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Emmo


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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #5   Jun 28, 2005 9:01 pm
Further evidence that beauty (and sexy) IS in the eye of the beer-holder...........
Bill_D


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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #6   Jun 28, 2005 10:52 pm
Sweet Jesus!!!    What were they thinking!!??
Paula


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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #7   Jun 29, 2005 1:31 pm
Emmo wrote:
Further evidence that beauty (and sexy) IS in the eye of the beer-holder...........


Emmo....LOL.  To really see this beauty, might take a keg...
Emmo


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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #8   Jun 29, 2005 2:10 pm
Paula wrote:
Emmo....LOL.  To really see this beauty, might take a keg...

Or at least a pair of my trusty Beer Goggles.........




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Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #9   Jun 29, 2005 5:08 pm

I wouldn't knock the vital contribution beer has made to loving relationships, be they one night stands or should they be long term ones lasting till morning.

In fact it has improved my love life considerably. The only complaints I have are the high prices in some pubs, and those women who can drink several pitchers before they become affectionate.



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Paula


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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #10   Jun 29, 2005 6:50 pm
Wow Windy....it ONLY took you a couple of pitchers before you could find a woman to be affectionate with you?  The women must be pretty parched up in your neck of the woods..
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Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #11   Jun 30, 2005 3:14 am
Nope.  But our beer has a bit more inhibition dissolving agent in it, for faster results.

Would you like me to bring some over for you to try sometime, sweetheart*?

Remember:  "Candy may be dandy, but liquor is quicker."

(*copyright Buttlint Enterprises - your royalty cheque is in the mail buddy)

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Paula


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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #12   Jun 30, 2005 6:54 am
Sure Windy....but plan to bring a semi-truck load....figure that lovely moment right before I am at the pass out point should also be the point I find myself becoming affectionate towards you...
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #13   Jun 30, 2005 10:23 am
So I'll be the first male to ever experience a "Paula affectionate microsecond."

I'll get some high speed cameras to see if I can capture this most rare of events:  Paula in my arms. Just before I'm sliced, diced, chopped and eviscerated.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #14   Jun 30, 2005 10:27 am
Oh...that reminds me.....I need to bring my Ginsu knives along...
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