Sexy mini skirt...............

Marshall

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Sexy mini skirt...............
Original Message Jun 28, 2005 4:36 pm

Think they need a new model?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5401342712

Marshall

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #2 Jun 28, 2005 5:40 pm

robmints wrote:

That was a shock to my eyeballs. Maybe a warning in the future?

No, it was sent to me without a warning and now I'm blind so the same goes for all of you.

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Reply #3 Jun 28, 2005 6:13 pm

i only peeked with one eye so I still have one good one left. All I can say is ugggggggggggg!

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Reply #4 Jun 28, 2005 7:07 pm

Someone obviously forgot to attend their "Sales & Marketing Class 101"....

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #7 Jun 29, 2005 1:31 pm

Emmo wrote:

Further evidence that beauty (and sexy) IS in the eye of the beer-holder...........

Emmo....LOL. To really see this beauty, might take a keg...

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Reply #8 Jun 29, 2005 2:10 pm

Paula wrote:

Emmo....LOL. To really see this beauty, might take a keg...

Or at least a pair of my trusty Beer Goggles.........

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Highwind

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Reply #9 Jun 29, 2005 5:08 pm

I wouldn't knock the vital contribution beer has made to loving relationships, be they one night stands or should they be long term ones lasting till morning.

In fact it has improved my love life considerably. The only complaints I have are the high prices in some pubs, and those women who can drink several pitchers before they become affectionate.

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Reply #10 Jun 29, 2005 6:50 pm

Wow Windy....it ONLY took you a couple of pitchers before you could find a woman to be affectionate with you? The women must be pretty parched up in your neck of the woods..

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #11 Jun 30, 2005 3:14 am

Nope. But our beer has a bit more inhibition dissolving agent in it, for faster results.

Would you like me to bring some over for you to try sometime, sweetheart*?

Remember: "Candy may be dandy, but liquor is quicker."

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #12 Jun 30, 2005 6:54 am

Sure Windy....but plan to bring a semi-truck load....figure that lovely moment right before I am at the pass out point should also be the point I find myself becoming affectionate towards you...

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Reply #13 Jun 30, 2005 10:23 am

So I'll be the first male to ever experience a "Paula affectionate microsecond."

I'll get some high speed cameras to see if I can capture this most rare of events: Paula in my arms. Just before I'm sliced, diced, chopped and eviscerated.

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Reply #14 Jun 30, 2005 10:27 am

Oh...that reminds me.....I need to bring my Ginsu knives along...

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Reply #15 Jun 30, 2005 10:55 am

Paula wrote:

Oh...that reminds me.....I need to bring my Ginsu knives along...

Well, that sure is sweet ...gonna get me a hug from Paula, and a homemade meal as well.

I can hardly wait until I meat you.

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Reply #16 Jun 30, 2005 1:21 pm

I'll need your measurements Windy....and could you convert those to gallons?

Oh.....and one more question.....

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #17 Jun 30, 2005 2:56 pm

yup the girl scout can certainly make a fire cant she...

ups uniform my so and so...

once a girl guide always a girl guide.

so Paula honey baby can you make a fire with no matches or what.

im pretty sure you cant just twitch your nose and have a fire but who knows eh.

okay Highwind its your turn.

later chris

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #18 Jun 30, 2005 3:44 pm

Marshall wrote:

No, it was sent to me without a warning and now I'm blind so the same goes for all of you.

Marshall,
The picture might not be what made you blind. But I think you are supposed to stop when you need glasses.

Paula

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #21 Jun 30, 2005 5:32 pm

Does that come with an odometer and an hour meter? Wonder if the hour meter number is lower than the odometer reading...

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Reply #22 Jun 30, 2005 6:34 pm

Paula wrote:

I'll need your measurements Windy....and could you convert those to gallons?

Oh.....and one more question.....

Paula sweetheart*. You gonna light my fire? Yeah baby, yeah!

I'll give you my measurements if you'll give me yours. You can give them in imperial or metric but make sure you tell me which. If I assume imperial when you give me metric you'll be 2.54 times larger than you acutally are and I'll be heading for the hills.

BTW if the numbers look interesting enough, I'd like the opportunity to do a personal verification of them.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #23 Jun 30, 2005 6:58 pm

Uuuuuuhhh....yeaaaaah.....

Tell you what....you hold the fuse and wait for the fire....

Marshall

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #24 Jun 30, 2005 7:37 pm

robmints wrote:

Seriously, my grandfather used to say you had about 5,000 in you, don't waste them by yourself.

LOL

I passed 5000 ten years ago.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #25 Jun 30, 2005 8:12 pm

How about some fries with that shake? (Obviously the model's primary diet...)

Marty

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #27 Jul 1, 2005 5:30 pm

Paula wrote:

Does that come with an odometer and an hour meter? Wonder if the hour meter number is lower than the odometer reading...

My grandfather had another saying. "They should make shoes out of those things, soft and supple, but wear like iron."

Men tend to be higher-performance, like a sprinter, or a Ferarri.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #28 Jul 1, 2005 5:35 pm

robmints wrote:

My grandfather had another saying. "They should make shoes out of those things, soft and supple, but wear like iron."

Men tend to be higher-performance, like a sprinter, or a Ferarri.

Lacks endurance or full of gas?

Paula

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #29 Jul 1, 2005 5:37 pm

Emmo wrote:

I think I passed that between age 13 and 14, too bad no one else was there to participate.......

Wow Emmo....I figure that ought to leave you somewhere in the "Helen Keller" category of visual abilities....

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #31 Jul 1, 2005 5:44 pm

Paula wrote:

Wow Emmo....I figure that ought to leave you somewhere in the "Helen Keller" category of visual abilities....

Who said that?????????? Is somebody there??????????

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Reply #32 Jul 1, 2005 5:50 pm

Emmo wrote:

Who said that?????????? Is somebody there??????????

I always say...if you're going to have a hobby....

Paula

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Reply #33 Jul 1, 2005 5:51 pm

robmints wrote:

You could put it that way. Yes.

I perfer the race car and athlete analogy though.

Might be that Mars/Venus thing...

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #35 Jul 1, 2005 7:11 pm

Marshall,

That kid will make a fine marksman someday. Has good hand/weapon coordination to make a dead centre shot like that.

Heck I still can't shoot that straight after all these years.

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Reply #36 Jul 1, 2005 7:28 pm

Windy

For the sake of my own peace of mind (no, that is not piece of mind..), I am going to assume that you are referring to guns...

Paula

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #37 Jul 1, 2005 7:40 pm

Highwind wrote:

Marshall,

That kid will make a fine marksman someday. Has good hand/weapon coordination to make a dead centre shot like that.

Heck I still can't shoot that straight after all these years.

Heck yea man, the kids a winner!

He'll go far in today's world, always having the upper hand and all.

Paula my dear, this discusssion is definately about the gun!

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #38 Jul 1, 2005 9:22 pm

dang, that's precise.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #39 Jul 2, 2005 9:21 am

Paula wrote:

Windy

For the sake of my own peace of mind (no, that is not piece of mind..), I am going to assume that you are referring to guns...

Paula

You assumed correctly my dear. There is nothing else I could possibly be referring to. You really need to get your mind out of the gutter, you know.

This is a "Gee-its-dull" rated site you know, so I couldn't possibly, remotely, for a microsecond, even had the slightest tinkle of having any other itty-bitty idea that might pizz off the sites morality squad.

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