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Vangellis


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Location: Factoryville, PA. (NE PA)
Joined: Oct 1, 2003
Points: 373

Notify Chief Unga
Original Message   Jun 1, 2005 10:55 am
If anyone knows how to contact the big chief, they better do it quick. I just thought if he showed up one day and began expounding about SIL's and the little pee pee people, it may cause him to get exiled from Abbys. The chief needs to be told.

Warn Unga, warn Unga, warn Unga, G-rated Bunga.

                                                                                                                        Kevin


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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #7   Jun 1, 2005 1:13 pm
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Ahhhhh Marshall, don't be afraid.  Those big, ole, SIL's won't be able to catch you.  As for the young looker SIL's why run, those pounds will come off in seconds.  Listen...do you hear that?  The sounds of them rubbing their hands (and other things) in anticipation.

Sherri



I don't know, I'm not so sure. I think it's the sound of thighs rubbing together.
MissSnowshoveler


If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
Points: 706

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #8   Jun 1, 2005 1:21 pm
Marshall wrote:
I don't know, I'm not so sure. I think it's the sound of thighs rubbing together.


Thighs, drum sticks - it's all the same thing.  They'll make you feel better (in someways more than others), I'm sure of it.

Lift those legs, push those peddles, shake that rump roast...feel the burn?

Sherri

If you don't have free speech, what do you have?
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #9   Jun 1, 2005 1:45 pm
That burn is the scary part. I don't want anything that burns.   Wonder if it tastes like chicken?
Emmo


Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #10   Jun 1, 2005 1:58 pm
Marshall wrote:
That burn is the scary part. I don't want anything that burns.   Wonder if it tastes like chicken?

or something more aquatic perhaps?!
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #11   Jun 1, 2005 2:02 pm
YOU CAN'T TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN TUNA FISH.  
Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #12   Jun 1, 2005 2:10 pm
MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Ahhhhh Marshall, don't be afraid.  Those big, ole, SIL's won't be able to catch you.  As for the young looker SIL's why run, those pounds will come off in seconds.  Listen...do you hear that?  The sounds of them rubbing their hands (and other things) in anticipation.

Sherri


Seconds??   Not even minutes??
mrmom


Joined: Sep 19, 2003
Points: 345

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #13   Jun 1, 2005 6:21 pm
Good to see that the big chief is around. For a while I thought he fell asleep on that bus trip a long whiles back and just kept going.
buttlint


Joined: Oct 14, 2002
Points: 791

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #14   Jun 1, 2005 6:59 pm
Welome too the new village, great chief.
I hope that you didnt find it too difficult of a journey. (Many have been lost searching for such an obscure location.)
This appears too be of some worry too the biggest of the chiefs. They fear that the Numbnuts that have taken residence here are frightening away the good people of the area.
We that live and work here find that not too be true. As our population here grows....the neighboring village of Opialand's population dwindles?
And on the frontierland.....villages such as Humidfia and Razorland are virtually empty.
As a young priest....I too was frightened by the Numbnuts....they seemed a fierce and uncivilized lot.
But as I spent time amoung your people, I found them too be a very warm and understanding group. And although they may at times be a bit unruly...I have never known them too harm anyone.
And I deeply appreciate the gifts that the Chief has so generously endowed too me over the years.
Your neices, Princess Klamida and Klitoris have given me many of my happiest moments in life..
Bless you....Father Buttholiness.
Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #15   Jun 1, 2005 8:41 pm
Father Buttholiness

I am sure many of the men were scared about having numbnuts.......living nearby...

Be careful that you don't get lured into the depths of the SILs....it may take years to wade through the masses to find you. 

Paula

Ungabunga


Big booty best booty!

Location: Numbnuts tribe, Nairobi. Big Hut, top mountain.
Joined: Nov 4, 2002
Points: 53

Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #16   Jun 1, 2005 11:14 pm
Father Buttholiness, Big Chief proud be honorably mention same sentence Father Buttholiness.

Numbnuts Tribe look for organic priest, no pay lots but fringes nice! Bring herbal remedy, Big Chief make big gong bong. Sentence emphasis very important in Numbnuts Tribe tongue, important as carb on acrylic hand held OPE, effect performance huge time.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe  

Bunga errr X 3, Unga. 

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe!
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