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Marshall
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )
Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730
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Re: Memorial Day plans
Reply #58 May 30, 2005 1:41 pm |
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Sure Marshall, be glad to help. Step 1 - Go put on your most comfy jogging gear.  (That's what you're wearing???) Step 2 - Go outside and stretch.  (Oh the pain of those tired muscles) Step 3 - Go back inside, stop at fridge for something cold after all that stretching and to check the weather forecast.  Step 4 - Make sure everything is turned off and that you are sure you can do this.  Step 5 - Go back outside, inhale deeply and start jogging.  (Don't forget the shades - you may need them in the States,) Step 6 - By the time you hit Nova Scotia, your few pounds will have been lost and you'll be looking superdy duper.  Sherri Jogging gear? Ooops, I have to go shopping.  Stretch? I can do that, might tear something but I can do that. Turn everything off? Even the TV?  Go back outside, inhale and start jogging? I never inhale! Nova Scotia? Surely I can do this part through a video game or something?  Paula, ever wonder why are the terms Lipo and Hippo similar?
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MissSnowshoveler
 
If you don't have free speech, what do you have?
Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
Points: 706
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Re: Memorial Day plans
Reply #60 May 30, 2005 1:58 pm |
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Jogging gear? Ooops, I have to go shopping. Stretch? I can do that, might tear something but I can do that. Turn everything off? Even the TV? Go back outside, inhale and start jogging? I never inhale! Nova Scotia? Surely I can do this part through a video game or something? Paula, ever wonder why are the terms Lipo and Hippo similar?
You have no purrrrrty shorts??? How can that be???
You can skip the stretching, but the stiffness will set in a whole lot sooner, you may even end up in hospital. I hear the charlie horses can play havoc on a guys mind. Yes the tv has to go too. You don't need to be wasting power while you're out on the road. Smog, fog, exhaust and other things we won't mention, I can understand the not inhaling. NO!!! No video games until you get get that fat worked off. How do you think those little rolls formed. (Keep your head outta the clouds here and keep your responce on the up and up and up and up and up) Lift those knees, shake that rump roast, push those peddles, make it happen!!!!!! Sherri
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: Memorial Day plans
Reply #64 May 30, 2005 5:20 pm |
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Rump roast?? I'm getting hungry..... Paula, Is that the "G" rated way of saying: "BITE THIS?" Just curious.
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.
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