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What are you doing this weekend?  Inquiring minds want to know.

I have nothing planned as of yet.  Any ideas? 

Hang around town, not braving those roads...

Do a drive-in tonight with the kids (provided rain holds off), maybe a parade, out to a fleamarket to do some browsing, maybe a cook out...that's about it on this end. 

How about you Marshall?  Just a plain, old nosy mind wants to know . 

I know our half a$$ed holiday was last weekend, but I plan to clean up some drainage ditches if the rain slacks off like they say it's supposed to and maybe some outdoor work.  (I'm thinking anything outdoors is going to be a no-go.)

Sherri

Little league and more little league.  I coach 2 of my sons teams, so I will be very busy doing that all weekend.  I shut down my work on Thursday not to reopen till Weds.  Yes I'm a cool boss who likes to give his peeps X-tra long weekends.  I'm sure I will sneek a bender, one or 2 nights in there as well, as me and Mrs. Bill have been known to split a case or 2 of suds around the fire when nothing is cookin the next day. 

OVERTIME, OVERTIME, OVERTIME !!!

THE MORE PEOPLE THAT CALL IN SICK, THE MORE MONEY UNCLE SAM PUTS IN MY WALLET...YEE HAAH!!!

                                                                         DAN

I go every year........stay with friends.........good food, cold drinks and good friends.

Plus rooting for the new home-team rookie..........

Emmo wrote:

Not a long weekend for me as last weekend was. Supposed to rain, but I'll try to work on the yard, and check out the camping gear.  Do some repairs to the trailer, and some mods to some other equipment.

Oh, and I'm thinking of taking a driving course. I believe my parking skills need a little fine tuning.
Emmo, could you be so kind as to get the number of the school that driving instructor works for. She looks quite well qualified to help with the parking practice.

Wind............You have a PM

Highwind wrote:
What are your plans after you wake up from dreaming? 

I aint going to do a dam thing lol. I just want lay around and relax, watch a little tv. I vote to do nothing, who's with me? LOL

Paula, got the kids this weekend. I'm sure we'll be doing something fun, tennis, golf, movies, watching Emmo's babe race, something. They always keep me busy.  God love em!

Drink beer and break into garages.

buttlint wrote:


If I tried that this guy would be standing in the bushes!! 

Termy wrote:

Turmie,

Don't forget the name warming party you are hosting this weekend. Gonna be a big event. So get out there and order those kegs of brew and cases of munchies.

Tell me again. Was it 8 PM you said the party starts?

Paula wrote:

Paula,

With Danica in it, it could be a very long enjoyable dream.

Of course if visions of a certain woman in her red bikini were to inject themselves into my dream, I'd wake up in a panic attack, and swear off cheap beer and Mexican food for life.

buttlint wrote:

Hey Lint...need some help?

 

I am working but the day shift so I will be home in the evening.  I am off on Monday which is great!  My 14 year old is having 8 boys over for a sleepover on Sunday eve in the rec room above my new garage the my 16 year old daughter and her friends made.  I had to buy the new mini fridge though that I was not happy about.....Hey she did a nice job with some old couches we had and old furniture we were going to bring to the dump.  Man was she creative, it is really nice up there.  They are bringing sleeping bags and are dragging one of my newer TV's out there for the video hook-ups to play video games and watch movies.  Sounds like fun and I will be home to chaparone so I have no doubts they will get into some trouble (in a way I hope they do lol....)and have a great time in the process.

C

Saturday... picnic with grirl-friend-in-laws... fine time...

Pickup new gas grill Sat AM... yard work... small projects... check out veggie garden... plant some evil Zoisa grass...   Monday off w/o pay...

Drink lotsa' beer !   

No garage breakins planned or expected !

Dave...

Paula, Baby......
You be lookin' fine once again. (Here kitty, kitty.....nice mans got some catnip for ya!)
No babe....Cant take you with me on this caper.
Daddy's got his eye on a Homelite HB-180 hand-held blower. (With and optional leaf bag.)
Admin catch hold of this kind of action and he'll turn us over quicker that an atheist with chest pains and a numb left arm.

Chow Ami....

Yeah...got some lipo done after I saw that picture of me in my red bikini....just don't try and unzip that cat suit too quickly....think instant inflatable raft...

Aww gees...I love capers...they taste just like onions..(bet you thought I was going to say chicken, didn't ya?)

Sure you don't want some help with that blower?  Ummm...never mind...I'll let you handle that high powered blower all on your own..

Aww...Admin wouldn't turn us in....heck, whose posts is he going to be able to use that handy, dandy Delete button with if we're gone?

Paula

buttlint wrote:

Admin has nothing to fear, robmints is here. Avenger of all things provocative, or even close.
Here's a picture of me and Jake, so watch it.

Nice legs Mints

I am looking at the exaust pipe for black smoke or white smoke

Emmo

It does my heart good to see you have a high quantity...I mean..quality...squeeze..

Paula

Mo,
Is that the the waitress that we met at the OPE expo?
I thought she looked kinda familiar...but dam if I can remember taking the picture.
(I can feel the brass edge of the wooden ruler across the back of my knuckles as I type.  OUCH!!!! )
I know Sister....10 Hail Marys, 10 Our Fathers, and 1000 Acts of Contrition.
Oh well Brotha Mo...

Roll her in flour.

Bill_D wrote:
I can't afford that much flour!

buttlint wrote:
I think you're right lint.............but I don't remember either........

It does kinda look like a Holiday Inn room..................

I think this is living proof of the ol' saying: "A 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2"

Beauty's only a light switch away.

Marshall wrote:

Or a six pack. But in that case, make it a case and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

                                                                             Kevin

This thread sure has gotten a good response over the past day. 

Me thinks someone has been getting slap happy with the delete button again....the picture of Emmo's girlfriend is gone

Hope you saved a picture of her Emmo.....for posterity....

We have more. (The short skirt version.)

Paula wrote:
Paula, we're now "G" rated. Terms of Use (TOU), will reflect that shortly. Maybe they already do, I haven't checked?

OK, I checked and yes, they've been updated to include the following:

""AbbysGuide is a "G-Rated" site, and therefore posts that contain sexually illicit, violent or racially insensitive material will not be tolerated.""

I don't know if I'm qualified to make a judgment on what's sexually illicit and what's "G rated", seems there's a middle road in there somewhere but darned if I know where it starts and stops? There are professionals in the specific business of determining this stuff, they get the big bucks and it seems they don't always agree on where the lines start and stop, it seems the line always moves as well. Violent and racially sensitive, I think I can handle. Guess I'll leave the decisions on the other matter to the professionals of this site that are much better equipped to make those determinations than I.

Marshall

Thank goodness!
We finally have some moral leadership.
Might I suggest that this site be closed on Sundays?
I think 6 days a week is more than enough too flog trade.
Thank you.

I'm with Lint on the Sunday shutdown. We should have a day for religious contemplation with our families. As long as the beer stores stay open.

In fact we should have a Terms of Use condition that we respect religious diversity and will be shut down for every Christian, Hindu, Muslim, agnostic, and atheist holiday.

The new ToU refers to "...illicit" which is defined as:

adjective:   contrary to accepted morality (especially sexual morality) or convention (Example: "An illicit association with his secretary")

adjective:   contrary to or forbidden by law (Example: "Illicit trade")

To violate the second definition is going to take some pretty raunchy stuff. I don't think we have people here who will go that far.

The first definition requires panel to determine what is "accepted". I'd suggest Lint and I have the right moral stuff to best determine what we would accept as acceptable. 

Here, here, Herr Highwind!
I concur with the need for a special morality counsel.
May I also suggest  that the emoticons provided for our use are far too suggestive and should be reconsidered for approval by the counsel. ie.
: This icon suggests that the emoter is being aroused beyond acceptable standards...perhaps by a female of the opposite sex.
: This one suggests that the emoter was caught in the act of something that was either immoral and/or illegal in some states and provinces.
This obviously suggest drug use.
Satanism is not cute in any form!

Highwind and Lint on the morality committee??

                      

Need I say more??

ROTFLAMO 

I knew that this conversation and implimentation would happen. See, for the past month, we have been getting a little vulgar on this site. Knowing how this might affend people, I tried to stop it before it got too far. Considering, I am not a moderator, it was really not my place. Because of all this vulgar and sexual referances made on the forum, the admins have sought to make this site a rated G. Now, I do agree its for the best, but now that has limited us from making certain statements. Understand this everybody cause I am only going to say this once! Now that this site is rated "G" and says so in the Terms Of Service, if somebody in here vilolates the terms of service too many times, you will get banned. I have done my best here to follow the rules so that I don't get banned. I just don't want to see anybody get into trouble on here. My Two Cents...

I hear ya!
"You are older than 12 years old. If you are 12 or younger you will need a release form from your parents prior to posting anything to the site. (COPPA, 2000)"
If I see any 11 year olds around here...I will personally make thier life a living hell.

Poopie

Vangellis wrote:
WTF kind of talk is that!

Termy,  back off with the superior attitude before other members become upset with you. You are in no position to tell other members to listen up because you're only going to say something once. I appreciate your attempts to be helpful but loose the condescending attitude when doing so, you shouldn't do that. Well you can, but you're inviting trouble that you don't want. Thanks buddy.

I just don't want to see anybody get into trouble on here. My Two Cents...

Termie

We're all adults here (except for those stray 11 year olds who manage to sneak in) and each of us is capable of deciding what we do and don't want to post.  And, as to what someone considers vulgar, I do believe that is a matter of personal preference.  For example, some people might consider it vulgar to post pictures of themselves over and over on a forum or to take a superior attitude when addressing other members of the forum, not that you would know anything about such vulgar behavior, of course.

Paula

buttlint wrote:

Achtung herr Lint,

"This icon suggests that the emoter is being aroused beyond acceptable standards...perhaps by a female of the opposite sex."

It is entirely possible that a female of the same sex could be aroused beyond acceptable standards by a female of the same sex, is it not? Now that I find sexually illicit and morally incompressible, uh, irrepressible, uh,...irresponsible, ..uh.., irrehensible...ah to heck with it...I find the thought vulgar and offensive.

Komrade, vhen shallst vee bee having zee first meetingz of zee moral counsel? I think it is imperative we do so soonest, as the moral fabric of this forum is disintegrating faster than wool in the mouths of a 1000 moths. I think we should meet at an establishment where we may observe elements of immoral behavior so that we have the proper reference point from which to judge illicit postings. I say we meet at noon at the Bare Essentials Gentlemen's Club. Besides quart bottles of Molsons are on special at lunch. See you there.

As this will be a formal meeting, sanctioned and, more importantly, paid for by forum member's dues, it think we need a proper agenda so that we have action items to report back.

Agenda:
Item #1: Order beer,
Item #2: watch first first clothing optional ballerina,
Item#3: Order lunch, and another beer,
Item #4: watch next 2 interpretive dances,
Item#5: More beers,
Item#6: order several lap dances each, purely for investigative study into immoral behavior,
item#7: More beers,
Item#8: discussion on which ballerinas resemble Paula, Sherri, Marshall, and Emmo?
Item#9: a lot more beers
Item#10: pass out.
Item#11: wake up in city jail
Item#12: released from jail; meeting adjourned

As you can see Lint , this is a fairly busy schedule, but I feel that it is so important to save this forum from moral rot.

Termy wrote:

Turmee,

The first person you are going to see getting into trouble over this is yourself, with that superiority complex you are exhibiting. And I think that is the last person you had wanted to see in trouble.

On the other hand, if an Admin Deity descended upon a shaft of light, and conferred upon you the divine right to impart the higher wisdom of the Admin collective upon us mere mortals, then I will forever be your humble and faithful servant, begging your forgiveness for doubting your superiority.

I think we will say a prayer for those that have sacrificed their lives for us.

Then we will go to the pool.

Termy wrote:
Dont worry about us little buddy....We be bad too the bone.

Your pals,  Highwind, Sherri, Chris, Paula, Mo, 'lint and Marshall.

I'm sure lookin' cute these days.      

Sherri

They sure don't make'm like MaryAnn anymore....

Lovie,
You should have told me you were ready to come out. We would have thrown a party.

I think I need to loose a few pounds. Paula and Sherri, will you assist me with that? Lint I would ask you but I think Mo would become upset.

Sure Marshall, be glad to help.

Step 1 - Go put on your most comfy jogging gear.  (That's what you're wearing???)

Step 2 - Go outside and stretch.  (Oh the pain of those tired muscles)

Step 3 - Go back inside, stop at fridge for something cold after all that stretching and to check the weather forecast.

Step 4 - Make sure everything is turned off and that you are sure you can do this.

Step 5 - Go back outside, inhale deeply and start jogging.  (Don't forget the shades - you may need them in the States,)

Step 6 - By the time you hit Nova Scotia, your few pounds will have been lost and you'll be looking superdy duper.  

Sherri

You want me to back off? Alright, I'll back off.

Heck, I was gonna suggest lipo....after all, look what it did for me in my cat suit (just don't look underneath...) 

Awww Termie....don't take your ball and go home....you voiced your opinion and some of us voiced ours. 

MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Jogging gear? Ooops, I have to go shopping.

Stretch? I can do that, might tear something but I can do that.

Turn everything off? Even the TV?

Go back outside, inhale and start jogging? I never inhale!

Nova Scotia? Surely I can do this part through a video game or something?


Paula, ever wonder why are the terms Lipo and Hippo similar? 

Termy wrote:
Thanks, neither do I, yourself included.

Marshall wrote:

You have no purrrrrty shorts???  How can that be???

You can skip the stretching, but the stiffness will set in a whole lot sooner, you may even end up  in hospital.  I hear the charlie horses can play havoc on  a guys mind.

Yes the tv has to go too.  You don't need to be wasting power while you're out on the road.

Smog, fog, exhaust and other things we won't mention, I can understand the not inhaling.   

NO!!!  No video games until you get get that fat worked off.  How do you think those little rolls formed.  (Keep your head outta the clouds here and keep your responce on the up and up and up and up and up)  Lift those knees, shake that rump roast, push those peddles, make it happen!!!!!!

Sherri

"Lift those knees, shake that rump roast, push those peddles, make it happen!!!!!!Sherri"

You go soul sistah! 

Rump roast??  I'm getting hungry.....

buttlint wrote:

Doodoo talk

Paula wrote:

Paula,

Is that the "G" rated way of saying: "BITE THIS?" Just curious.

Personal messages on AbbysGuide.com are not "private". AbbysGuide administrators have access to logs of these discussions and AbbysGuide's TOS applies to PMs as well.
Kinda redefines the word "personal".
("Yea baby,.... now touch me there!..... You know how we like it.")

shhh...you guys will get us terminated 

later gilligan

buttlint wrote:

Linty,

Its bad enough to learn that Admin Morality Squad has access to our so-called "personal" messages, but it wasn't necessary to publish one of our most intimate conversations. Now everyone knows about us.

HA!!  I always knew that Windy and Linty were a leeeetttle too close to be considered just good pencil pals* (*Disclaimer:  The above/sideways remark is not mean to infer any slur or otherwise unkind thoughts or words regarding whether they are just friends or more than friends or less than friends or not even friends at all.)

Highwind wrote:

Aww Windy...now I'm really hurt that you think I could ever infer, think, speak or rudely gesture* such a "PG" meaning on our G rated forum.....well, that just strikes right to the core of my sensitive soul...

*Disclaimer:  By usng the phrase "rudely gesture", the first party (hereafter to be referred to as "I" except in signature) am not in any way, shape or form condoning such behavior by the first party as possibly mentioend by the second party (hereafter referred to as any other living or dead creature, so as not to exclude anything or anyone) and the aforementioned gesture by the first party is used strictly for purposes of example, not to be tried at home. 

The First Party

I think I got lost somewhere between the jogging rump roast, the doodoo, the Admin Morality Squad and the disclaimers.

Searching for a way out of the abyss~

Sherri

MissSnowshoveler wrote:

LMAO. Its been a long road with a few twists in the bend.

                                                                                      Kevin

I thought it was kind of a short, straight road....with lots of twisted individuals....

MissSnowshoveler wrote: You know the drill Sherri. 

well she might have been in the movie ,but she aint either one of those ladies...catch my drift

later gilligan

Paula wrote:
Oh it is......it is............I've got the bus to match


My ride's here....................

For guys with short......legs? 

Paula wrote:
That's right Paula.........

It's for us Tripods..........also explains the need for the extended ride height!

Paula wrote:

Hey hey hey, easy on us short guys.....

Don't get me started, I know the Wizard personally and you don't want me to get him involoved.....

C

And this all started with what our plans were supposed to be for memorial day?

I guess twisted is the right word.

ChrisS wrote:

Considering my own "height challenged" status, I wouldn't dream of teasing anyone for being short....at least not without including myself....

And if you drag out the Wizard....I'm dragging out Ze Generalz.........and she doesn't play nice at all...

Oh...Oh....looks like the "little" people got wood now.

Match sticks??

Paula wrote:

ROFLMAO.....

C

Look, it's Mini me's, or is plural still Mini me? Three Mini me?

ChrisS wrote:

Would that be the wicked wizard of the Nor'east, Nor'west, Southeast or Sou'west???  How about North of the equator of South of the equator...inquiring minds need to know what evil they are up against.

Sherri

buttlint wrote: OK....who got my picture? I'm the one on the left.
Actually, back in the day, I used to get a lot of requests to do my Lollipop guild impression. It was always good for a party laugh.  LOL

Paula wrote:

Paula,

An interesting little tidbit of information you've provided. Strictly speaking in OPE terms, you would be a "short-block" design. To continue with the OPE theme, I was wondering if you would describe yourself as a large displacement or a small displacement short-block?

Furthermore, could you be described as an over-square or under-square engine?

To make it easy to understand which you are, take your bore measurement (diameter where you have the largest overall circumference; ie, take the largest of your chest, waist or thigh measurement and divide by 3.14).  Now divide this number by your height (stroke in engine terms). If the number is greater than 1.0, you are over-square; less than 1.0, under-square.

If all this mathematical stuff is too much for you, just send me a picture with your measurements, and I'll do the tough calculations.

And I don't want to play favorites. So Sherri, you are welcome to complete the questionnaire too.

Hmmmm...To keep this totally unbiased by self-perception, why don't both of you send me pictures and measurements and I'll do the rest.

<<Psssst....Guys, there will be an E-abbysguide acution of photographs in the next few days, so start saving your cash or cases of beer.>>

If all this mathematical stuff is too much for you, just send me a picture with your measurements, and I'll do the tough calculations.

And I don't want to play favorites. So Sherri, you are welcome to complete the questionnaire too.

Hmmmm...To keep this totally unbiased by self-perception, why don't both of you send me pictures and measurements and I'll do the rest.

<<Psssst....Guys, there will be an E-abbysguide acution of photographs in the next few days, so start saving your cash or cases of beer.>>

Sir Windy One, the one of Highwinds,

Mathmatical? Are you sure that you could handle those numbers?  I'll send you a picture as soon as I find a camera that doesn't break when someone tries to take my picture.

We're worth more then money and beer - bring out the big guns.  Diamonds, pearls, silver, gold...com'on anty up boys...

Sherri

Uhhhh Sherri,

I wasn't cutting you ladies in for a piece of the action....but I'm not the greedy, materialistic type.  Sooooo, any jewelry, gold, furs, that are bid are for you and Paula to divide. I'll keep the cash and Alexander Keiths. BTW, if you girls can't settle the division of the goods, then I can help. Math really was one of my better subjects, and I can figure out exactly how much chocolate pie filling it will take to fill a pool so you girls can wrestle over who gets what. I'll sell tickets to that event and bring in more cash.

So send your picture and measurements and I'll work out your "over-square" or "under-square" ratio.  Metric or inch (or foot or yards as the case may be) numbers are fine.

And I'm sure that any camera that broke while taking your picture was a defective unit; not your fault.

Highwind wrote:

Oh Long Winded One (speaking strictly in terms of your expelled trail of carbon dioxide molecules and nothing anatomical whatsoever)

 

I'll keep my answer similar to myself...short and sweet....NO!

Good luck with that though...let me know how it goes....

Paula wrote:

If you'd send me the picture and measurements (or do I have to come and get them myself?) things would be going great.

(and no...its not mine....)

Paula wrote:

ROFL.......

C