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Emmo

Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Original Message May 17, 2005 4:33 pm

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
Hershey's Kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream
with chocolate-chip topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
24 Buffalo wings
12 pack Beer of your choosing

WORKS FOR ME!!!!!!!

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Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Reply #1 May 17, 2005 5:14 pm

I'm in, hook me up!

AZinOH

Those who accept self-deception will perish by it.
Shakespeare said "to thine own self be true".

Joined: Nov 25, 2004
Points: 189

Re: STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Reply #2 May 17, 2005 5:48 pm

Marshall wrote:

I'm in, hook me up!

To what, Marshall? A dialysis machine??

Snowblower...Toro Power Max 726te 2004

Lawn tractor...AYP w/ 14.5 Briggs-42in 2000

Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Reply #3 May 17, 2005 6:50 pm

AZinOH wrote:

To what, Marshall? A dialysis machine??

You kidding me? Dialysis machines run and hide from us in Oklahoma. We've been livin on that stuff since before them machines were around. We would go into convulsions if we stopped!

Paula

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Reply #4 May 17, 2005 7:22 pm

Emmo!

How did you know my diet? How do you think I reached that svelte shape in my red bikini?!

Paula

buttlint

Joined: Oct 14, 2002
Points: 791

Re: STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Reply #5 May 17, 2005 7:39 pm

I think breakfast and lunch would wreak havoc on my colon.

Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Reply #6 May 17, 2005 9:04 pm

Paula wrote:

Emmo!

How did you know my diet? How do you think I reached that svelte shape in my red bikini?!

Paula

Yes, you do resemble a Hershey kiss.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

buttlint

Joined: Oct 14, 2002
Points: 791

Re: STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Reply #7 May 17, 2005 9:32 pm

Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Reply #8 May 17, 2005 9:34 pm

Kisses in front, hugs the rear.

Paula

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: STRESS REDUCTION DIET
Reply #9 May 17, 2005 9:47 pm

Uhh...don't forget the nuts in the middle...

(Dammit Marshall....you knew I wouldn't be able to resist pointing that out ...)

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