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yea now i know what your thinking so stop it.

miss snowshoveler and i went to a nearby cattle farm with her truck and got load of manure for our soon to be garden.

tractor with loader put about 2 yards on the back of her F150. stuff is kinda heavy.

so home we go,we get to the garden with her truck and she looks at me and says in a very sweet voice...

it seems as though you are a shi*shoveler now boy so get this stuff off my truck.

and she promptly hops out of the truck and heads for the house laughing all the way.

sheesh some guys get all the luck.

only took a few minutes to unload so it wasnt to bad. now im gonna mix in some leaf mulch and topsoil and till it all up.

we have about 2 weeks before planting time here so i should be ready in time.

later chris

       

Sherri, if I could have have found a "hats off" emoticon, I would have posted that too. 

The sh*t on the back of the truck wouldn't have been so bad if it wouldn't have blown up and caked fast to the window.  The stuff is extremely wet and heavy, but theres barely no smell so that is a big plus.  (Too bad for the neighbors)

If he thought I was going to get myself mixed up in that crap he had another thing coming.  Why should I shovel sh*t when I can sit back and relax watching him?  It's a good way for him to get outta his matchbox.  He's been working with it all morning so far.  He's adding the leaves now and he plans to take my truck and get some horse manure later.

So in the subdivision agreement here says we can't have any farm yard animals because of the smell.  I wonder what the neighbors are going to think if or when the cow and horse manure starts to smell.  It's bound to cause some what of a stir and a smell.  I hope they get a good sniff, they're not the most helpful people around.

I really should go out and help.  Next thing you know I'll be in the matchbox.

Sherri

"shi*shoveler "... gues this means "Missshi*shoveler" too... LOL...

Either way... the nickname "SS" still applies...

Dave...

Well, Snowshovler, you didn't exactly shovel it out, right, you just pushed it.  So I don't know what this is all about.      You're not a Sh*tshovler, you're just a nice guy who did a good deed.

Ajace

We're just giving Shoveler a hard time....since we know he'll take it in stride like he did the shoveling...

Paula

Dave, I think I'll keep the name MissSnowshoveler until we're married.  Then I may take the name MissSh*tshoveler.

He did most of the work with the stuff and I just watched.  Why should the 2 of us be coated in barn yard smells?  After he got the leaves tilled in, I did help pick out some rocks.  After all I had to help somewhere along the line.

Sherri

hmmm...

i think i have been shortchanged on this one.

i do all the work with the shovel and she says she was at it.

and im the smelly one.

later chris

Ahh...the sweet smell of success (of getting the job done, of course..)

PHeeeeeeeewwwwwww...... !  

Glad all that stuff is in the ground !

Dave...

well i got another load of it and its still on her truck ,sitting in the middle of the driveway.

cant make up my mind what im going to do with it .

flower garden or vegitable garden.

whatever...still a shi#shoveler...or maybe now a forker

later chris

MissSnowshoveler wrote:

Chris,

There is warning here. I hope you noticed. You may want to stop shovelling....and run like heck!!

Highwind wrote:

HE should run like heck????

Run, Sherri Run! 

Paula wrote:

Paula dearest,

It was she who mentioned the dreaded loss of freedom and life of servitude to which women subject men, not Chris.

Chris, get out of that pile of manure, quick! Sherri's got a life pile all ready for you if you don't get moving.

Highwind wrote:

Windy pain-in-the-arsiest...

She may have mentioned it but we all know that marriage is a man's idea.....women would NEVER have come up with an idiotic idea like that...rates right up there with spike heels and thongs..... 

You just know the first conversation about marriage started like this...

Man:  Honey....you wanna play house? 

Woman (rightfully suspicious):  Hmm...How do you play?

Man:  Well, I give you this ring and say a bunch of words I'll forget all about once you say "I do" and once the ring is on your finger, you keep your job, do my laundry, clean our house, do the shopping, have lots of babies but keep your pre-pregnancy shape, take care of the kids and make sure a hot meal is on the table when I get home from work....and every now and then I just might say something nice but for the most part I'll criticize everything you do and tell you how my mother did everything so much better.  Well, wanna play? 

Woman: 

""Man:  Well, I give you this ring and say a bunch of words I'll forget all about once you say "I do" and once the ring is on your finger, you keep your job, do my laundry, clean our house, do the shopping, have lots of babies but keep your pre-pregnancy shape, take care of the kids and make sure a hot meal is on the table when I get home from work....and every now and then I just might say something nice but for the most part I'll criticize everything you do and tell you how my mother did everything so much better.  Well, wanna play?""


Well, at least you have the routine down, no need to retrain you.

truck is unloaded...half in flower garden and half in vegi garden.

i used a fork this time much easier,before long ill be a pro shi#shoveler.

now if only it would get sunny for a while ...so much rain and not warm at all.

say Paula...any chance you could tell me about the high heels and the thong.

if you are nice about it i will bring you a load...of  shi#

later smelly chris

 

I've got the routine down all right.....

"Run...run...as fast as you can...you can't catch me...."

you will stop running right after your chain come tight....

oh im so dead now.

later chris

Chris ..AKA Poop scooper...

Tell you about thongs and high heels?  Sure, if you'll tell me about Speedos and pinky rings. 

snowshoveler wrote:

Glad you believe in the traditional marriage: chain em to the bed or chain em to the stove...good man.

snowshoveler wrote:

I believe all she can tell you about them is how they are great for aerating the lawn, or in her case the driveway, or any concrete surface less than three inches thick.

Now, I've gotta be running... 

Windy and Chris

I've got a chain for you two....but its hanging from the ceiling...and you need to step up on a wobbly ladder to get it around your necks...

Trouble is fixin to start. 

Paula wrote:
Thanks Paula, but really I couldn't think of using something that you were so connected to when you were married. I bet it still brings back fond memories of those hours in front of the stove.

Marshall wrote:

Fixin to?!   I think that chicken is already in the stewpot...

Matchboxes, soap boxes, horse and cow manure, thongs, spike heels, beds, and chickens????  Chains, whips, ceiling fans, and stoves????

Hmmmmmmm, if you were to throw all of these items into a large pot, what would be the end result?

Paula any suggestions???  How about you guys???

Patiently awaiting to see where the next reply goes...

Sherri

MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Did somebody say chickens?????

This is near -

This is far -

I think we're hitting somewhere in between here!

Sherri

paula you just come a little closer and ill show you the rat with the fuzzy tail  and we will have a blast

later chris

Sherri

OMG...that is hilarious. 

Shoveler

I've got something for your rat....   Whats your favorite cheese? 

 

Paula

I have to be vewy, vewy quiet.  He likes old cheddar.  Where you going to set the trap?  I may be able to help and lead him to it.

Sherri

He must work in the garden or Poison Ivy will punish him.

Sherri

Where's the picture keep disappearing to?????

Be bewwy, bewwy qwuiet....I'm hunting wats! 

Shh...how about the seat of the tractor....I know he won't be able to resist the lure of OPE .... 

I say- I say- I say boy, where you goin with that trap son?

C'mere boy, I say, I say, I'll show you how to choke a chicken son, now gimme that rope.

No, I can choke my own chicken!

Liquid grain and smoked weed wraps = flock of limp, weaving, blurry eyed chickens each thinking they are King Rooster.   

Paula wrote:  That's deep.

Paula wrote:

Pretty much like any Saturday night down at the local watering hole.

Wem don't have any of those in this part of the country. 

Tulsa Bar Fights

The crackdown continues on violence at Tulsa's downtown club scene early Friday morning.

Tulsa Police came out in force to block off 2nd Street. A couple of fights did break out, leading to several arrests. One man was severely beaten at 1st and Detroit and had to be hospitalized. Police are still looking for a suspect.

Moments later, two men got into a fight in the parking lot at Cronies. When it was over, a woman was hospitalized with minor injuries. Three people were arrested.

A fatal shooting at an east Tulsa nightclub early Friday morning.

Tulsa Police tell the News on 6, that 31-year-old Demacko Davis is dead and his 24-year-old brother Juan Davis is injured. Police say the man who died was released from jail just a few days ago.

There were about 200 people in the parking lot of the club at 9600 East 46th Street, when more than 20 shots were fired at the brothers and so far, police say no witnesses are cooperating with their investigation.

Police also tell us a fight broke out earlier in the evening at the club and a woman was cut. Tulsa Police think the two incidents may be related.

In the spirits of this thread...I feel it may be necessary to pass along some alcohol warnings approved by Health Canada for Canadian liquor manufacturers:

1.     The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

2.     The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

3.     The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers really ARE dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning. 

4.     The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties (or other gender-appropriate clothing).

5.     The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can talk to members of the opposite sex without spitting.

6.     The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

7.     The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think people are laughing WITH you.

8.     The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

9.     The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Lets drink wisely out there folks. 

                    Nice talk folks...     Nice talk ! 

                                         

Dave...

He started it!!

(real mature, you guys...) 

What the he// happened to this post.......

Can't a guy even buy a coupla beers for his chicken??

This is ridiculous.  They don't want us posting what they (I am just guessing here but it seems to be the work of admin as all mods have denied touching posts) deem inappropriate but don't bother to tell us what they consider inappropriate!!!    

Seems that nothing in this little world is safe.  Better lock up your valuables - next thing we know they'll just go POOF and be gone too.

Sherri

Admin be strokin'......about chicken chokin'?

Maybe he's worried about tokin' while chicken chokin?

Maybe too much strokin' and not enough pokin'?

(Update those address books boys and girls.)

Funny....I was t'inkin the same thing...

Heathens like us Mods must have no sense of appropriateness or common decency.

I kind of go with words taken on their own and literally, this site is rated G, As far as double entendres and posts of a more mature nature, I'm about NC17. If you are old enough to read it and get it you already understand it. If you don't, no harm done. Pictures for me are PG 13. Inter-personal teasing is one thing, threats, and attacks are another. Inter-personal interaction is more subjective, It can depend on who it is, and the sprit the give and take takes on.

That's just me.

There are terms of use, I read them once. Mostly common sense, golden rule, and stuff like that.

Sorry forgot a H.

Oh yeah, wasn't me.

Why fix something....if it wasnt brokin'?

buttlint wrote:
Don't have an answer for you. Sorry.

  We're checking into it, as I promised.