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snowshoveler gets new name
Original Message   May 15, 2005 8:42 am
yea now i know what your thinking so stop it.

miss snowshoveler and i went to a nearby cattle farm with her truck and got load of manure for our soon to be garden.

tractor with loader put about 2 yards on the back of her F150. stuff is kinda heavy.

so home we go,we get to the garden with her truck and she looks at me and says in a very sweet voice...

it seems as though you are a shi*shoveler now boy so get this stuff off my truck.

and she promptly hops out of the truck and heads for the house laughing all the way.

sheesh some guys get all the luck.

only took a few minutes to unload so it wasnt to bad. now im gonna mix in some leaf mulch and topsoil and till it all up.

we have about 2 weeks before planting time here so i should be ready in time.

later chris

craftsman 10/28 snowblower with tracks   husky 372xpg chainsaw   sachs dolmar bc212 bushsaw   mondo trimmer   monster tractor with trailer    cheep wheelbarro and couple shovels and a partridge in a pear tree 
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Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #34   May 20, 2005 1:19 pm
Be bewwy, bewwy qwuiet....I'm hunting wats! 

Shh...how about the seat of the tractor....I know he won't be able to resist the lure of OPE ...

Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #35   May 20, 2005 1:20 pm
I say- I say- I say boy, where you goin with that trap son?

C'mere boy, I say, I say, I'll show you how to choke a chicken son, now gimme that rope.

No, I can choke my own chicken!

This message was modified May 20, 2005 by Marshall
Paula


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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #36   May 20, 2005 2:54 pm
Liquid grain and smoked weed wraps = flock of limp, weaving, blurry eyed chickens each thinking they are King Rooster.   
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #37   May 20, 2005 3:27 pm
Paula wrote:
Liquid grain and smoked weed wraps = flock of limp, weaving, blurry eyed chickens each thinking they are King Rooster.   
 That's deep.
Emmo


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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #38   May 20, 2005 4:01 pm
Paula wrote:
Liquid grain and smoked weed wraps = flock of limp, weaving, blurry eyed chickens each thinking they are King Rooster.   


Pretty much like any Saturday night down at the local watering hole.
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #39   May 20, 2005 4:50 pm
Wem don't have any of those in this part of the country. 

Tulsa Bar Fights

The crackdown continues on violence at Tulsa's downtown club scene early Friday morning.

Tulsa Police came out in force to block off 2nd Street. A couple of fights did break out, leading to several arrests. One man was severely beaten at 1st and Detroit and had to be hospitalized. Police are still looking for a suspect.

Moments later, two men got into a fight in the parking lot at Cronies. When it was over, a woman was hospitalized with minor injuries. Three people were arrested.

A fatal shooting at an east Tulsa nightclub early Friday morning.

Tulsa Police tell the News on 6, that 31-year-old Demacko Davis is dead and his 24-year-old brother Juan Davis is injured. Police say the man who died was released from jail just a few days ago.

There were about 200 people in the parking lot of the club at 9600 East 46th Street, when more than 20 shots were fired at the brothers and so far, police say no witnesses are cooperating with their investigation.

Police also tell us a fight broke out earlier in the evening at the club and a woman was cut. Tulsa Police think the two incidents may be related.

Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #40   May 20, 2005 5:18 pm
In the spirits of this thread...I feel it may be necessary to pass along some alcohol warnings approved by Health Canada for Canadian liquor manufacturers:

1.     The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

2.     The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

3.     The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers really ARE dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning. 

4.     The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties (or other gender-appropriate clothing).

5.     The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can talk to members of the opposite sex without spitting.

6.     The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

7.     The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think people are laughing WITH you.

8.     The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

9.     The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Lets drink wisely out there folks. 

Dave___in___CT


Deliberate often...
...decide once...


Location: West-Central Connecticut
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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #41   May 20, 2005 8:46 pm
                    Nice talk folks...     Nice talk ! 

                                         

Dave...

Whether you think you can or you can't... you're right.
Henry Ford

   BCS Tractor & snowblower

Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #42   May 20, 2005 8:52 pm
He started it!!

(real mature, you guys...

Emmo


Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #43   May 22, 2005 7:53 pm
What the he// happened to this post.......

Can't a guy even buy a coupla beers for his chicken??
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