Highwind
   
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: Problem With John Deere's Website
Reply #6 May 13, 2005 6:34 pm |
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Mrmom, Good point, I should've included instructions for the AMD processor which is different. For AMD, check whether you have PC3200 or higher DDR RAM. Then you will have to take it back to your AMD IPE BS dealer and have them professionally disassemble the left ventrical discombubulator. With a special stainless steel non-metallic brush of .02mm diameter bristles they will brush out all the virus and adware minibits that have clogged up the microbus channels. If it has less than PC3200 RAM, beat the main processor off the motherboard with a 20lb sledge and toss it in the dishwasher, with a cup of Tang and set the dishwasher to the pots/AMD processor cycle and it will be finished in no time. Then go to your local computer store and buy a new one. Hope this helps. If not I think I get another posting point for useless drivel. 
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.
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Highwind
   
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: Problem With John Deere's Website
Reply #8 May 13, 2005 7:32 pm |
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People that hang out a JD sites...are usually are running Windows 3.1. Is that anything like DOS 3.2? I still like using it as I can't understand why anyone would want pretty little pictures of file folders when a nice line of words and backslashes tells you exactly what directory you are in. What could be easier than "CD c:\programs\office1984\word.exe" to make something run? And who needs more than 640K of RAM and 20 megs of HD anyway?
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.
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