Wal-Mart is Great

Emmo

Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

Re: Wal-Mart is Great
Reply #1 May 3, 2005 6:35 pm

and for those that want to play a Marathon edition of the game you can add the following to your "Treasure Hunt" list:

Family Sharing Cigarette In the Parking Lot
Man with Nascar gear on
Kid screaming unmercifully/telling parent he or she hates them
More than 25 people in one single aisle
Woman giving birth in aisle or check-out lane
Stocker with 5 facial piercings or more
Stocker with forked tongue
Woman with tattoo on forehead
Person in camouflage
Person installing fake spinner or fake chrome wheel covers that he/she just bought on his/her ride while still parked in parking lots
Person changing oil on vehicle in parking lot
Person just throwing empty oil containers down in the parking lot when done changing oil
Couples arguing about something
Physical violence between couples arguing
For every car you see parked in the fire lane give yourself 5 points.
Person driving the wrong way down parking lane to steal your spot
Person flipping you off for taking the spot that you were waiting for before they started to drive the wrong way down the parking lane in a desperate attempt to get from you
Old person offering you a cart in foyer
Old person forgetting to offer you cart in foyer
Person playing crane game where they try to get free stuffed animal
Kid inside crane game with the stuffed animals
Person pounding on pop machine
Person that sets of security alarm while exiting the store
Fight involving physical violence/knives/guns in the parking lot
RV parked in lot for more than one week (signifies people are vacationing/living/camping at Wal-Mart)
Person walking in through the out door or out through the in door
Person puking in store
Person with some kind of gun in shopping cart
Associate Page (happens about every 1.2 seconds so you'll have to be on your toes for this one).
Woman with thong showing
Overweight woman in spandex
Man in overalls with no shirt
Person begging for free samples at deli
Person asking for free sample for litter of children
Person with rat tail hairdo
Family with rat tail hairdo
Man with a Mullet
Woman with a mullet
Employee with no name tag
Blinking # lights at check stands due to cashier error
Misplaced food items (eggs in the freezer or meat left on the cereal aisle)
Person with no shoes
People with leopard spot tattoos on their body
Mother nursing and smoking at the same time
Hit and runs
Dogs left in cars
Kids left in cars
Teenagers buying two or more large bottles of cough syrup
People sleeping on a bench/obese person resting and panting heavily on bench in middle of store that they put there so fat people can rest
Kids on a leash

HAPPY HUNTING KIDS!!!

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