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Termy


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The Itchy And Scratchy
Original Message   Apr 12, 2005 8:09 pm
Well, the famous Termy was not strong enough for this year and the cold virus hit him good. I don't feel good at all. My throught hurts like crazy and my mussles are hurting a bit and making it harder for me to getup. This sucks but I usually get it every year around this time.
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buttlint


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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well
Reply #42   Apr 20, 2005 9:15 pm
Paula wrote:
ASSuming he wears shorts? 
Hey...the glue traps could catch all kinds of itty bitty varmints...
Of course I wear underpants!!!!! ........But you would think that the adhesive on the duct tape waste band would have captured little Itchy and Scratchy years ago.
Hmmmm???  I wonder if the glue traps would work for the anal ants.
Paula


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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well
Reply #43   Apr 20, 2005 9:33 pm
Yeah...but do you wear shorts?   

Which one is itchy and which one is scratchy?

The ants go marching 2 by 2...hurrah, hurrah...

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buttlint


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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well
Reply #44   Apr 20, 2005 9:55 pm
Paula wrote:
Yeah...but do you wear shorts?   

Which one is itchy and which one is scratchy?

The ants go marching 2 by 2...hurrah, hurrah...


Sure......I wear shorts. We call em my "Sunday go-to-meetin' pants."
Right now...they are both kinda itchy and scratchy......Must be spring-time...... Sweetheart.
Paula


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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well
Reply #45   Apr 20, 2005 10:29 pm
Ok Sveethart....just checking...well, not literally....
snowshoveler


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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well
Reply #46   Apr 21, 2005 5:02 pm
there is just no way i can add anything to this conversation,its gone so far downhill that it can never come back.

i just hope Termy is okay by now.

later chris

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Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well
Reply #47   Apr 21, 2005 7:39 pm

I'll try in my brief way to hike the underpants of this thread to waist level, wedging the crotch of the subject, if you will, while delousing the bugginess that seems to have creepy-crawled into the meat of the matter. Butt I'm sure I can only scratch away a little of the itch that pervades to genitally have fun with a shorts subject..

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buttlint


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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well
Reply #48   Apr 21, 2005 7:56 pm
Just consider this the " Abbeysguide Free Clinic."
It's people helping people.
Paula


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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well
Reply #49   Apr 21, 2005 8:55 pm
Ahhh yes.....people lending each other a helping hand
neve_rider


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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well
Reply #50   Apr 21, 2005 9:45 pm
Paula wrote:
Ahhh yes.....people lending each other a helping hand

O man. I could sure use a hand right now, maybe even two. I think Chris was right when he said those crabs could only be washed away with that expensive soap. I think I might still have them, cuz I been itching real bad lately.   I was just wondering, how much would your services run me Paula? Since you are lending your helping hand. And I do realize I am still a noob and all, but I was hoping maybe I could get the regular's price. Let me know if you can help. Thanks.
Paula


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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: The Itchy And Scratchy
Reply #51   Apr 21, 2005 9:57 pm
Neve

I'll make it easy for you....there isn't enough money on God's green earth that would bring my hands (or anything else) anywhere near your scratchy (or unscratchy) spots. 

(Hmm...I think that just about covers it, doesn't it? )

Paula

P.S. Maybe that 'girlfriend' of your brother's can give you a hand...between her own itchies and scratches...

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