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Ungabunga

Name Ungabunga
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Location Numbnuts tribe, Nairobi. Big Hut, top mountain.
Personal Quote Big booty best booty!
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Date Joined Nov 4, 2002
Date Last Access Jul 25, 2005 6:48 pm
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Re: OPE Forum Meet and Greet
#1   Jul 25, 2005 6:48 pm
Ungabunga live in great country Nairobi Kenya. Nairobi only 7,360 miles or 11,845 km or 12,953,600 big steps or 38,860,800 baby steps, or 36.8 minutes by Space Shuttle from NY, NY, USA.

Big Chief no bring SIL's if come get together. Big fat lard butts gain 100 more pound or 1/20th a ton or 1,600 ounces each over last 6 moons, even Big Chief feel sorry for man or beast that SIL's grab hold, no pretty sight! SIL's ask Big Chief tell Chris S no be mad. They eat because depressed, no see Chris S, now too embarrassed to let Chris S see fat booties.

By way, if no can tell, Big Chief got new shiny calculator, fit in loin cloth, no fall out when dance a jig or shrink heads. Big Chief now know square root of 78 hyenna is 8.83. Befor calculator, Big Chief only know of five kind of root...root of hair, root of plant, root around in ground, root 66 and Unga root. Only 18.9% chance Big Chief think of all 5, now know 6.

Big Chief think must be political calculator? Has button say MRC, Massive Re Count. Ungabunga try for 5 day and 6 night to get how use calculator. Big Chief hit 9 + 9 and touch C for Count, it all go away, everytime! Big Chief big pissed. Big Chief figure, OK, hit button mark AC for All Count since Big Chief use more than 1 number to count, all go away again! Big Chief steaming ear mad! Big Chief see button mark " +/- ",  WTF?
Big Chief either add or Big Chief either minus, no both same time!! Big Chief finally read directions, all good now.

Ungabunga maybe stay home, Wife Ungabunga knockered up again, think Big Chiefs, but no be sure? Big Chief take rainy check mark, come next time.

Ungabunga, Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe

Bunga root Bunga root Bunga root, Unga. 
Re: Notify Chief Unga
#2   Jun 1, 2005 11:14 pm
Father Buttholiness, Big Chief proud be honorably mention same sentence Father Buttholiness.

Numbnuts Tribe look for organic priest, no pay lots but fringes nice! Bring herbal remedy, Big Chief make big gong bong. Sentence emphasis very important in Numbnuts Tribe tongue, important as carb on acrylic hand held OPE, effect performance huge time.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe  

Bunga errr X 3, Unga. 
Re: Notify Chief Unga
#3   Jun 1, 2005 12:16 pm

Big howdy doodie all mower blower people! 

Woah, Big Chief say doodie, doodie G rated in AbbyGuide Nairobi, Big Chief no know bout AbbyGuide USA? Ungabunga Wife tell Ungabubga mind manners so all boy and girl under 12 that no spose be here no get contaminated by rest of heathans on site. Ungabunga biggest heathan all, also biggest wise booty all. Big Chief know what think, think Big Chief speak mistake, think Ungabunga SIL be biggest booty all, wise or no wise!

Speak of big fat tushy, Ungabunga invite all mower blowers to Nairobi, get big heapin helpin for selfs. Big Chief make sure plenty go around, no one get cheated. Exersize be great way loose poundage, best diet on planet. Ungabunga play wieght loss game at Shrunken Head Shindig, whoever hang on 8 second win large bouncy prize. Big Chief always last 8 second.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe.

Bunga pump, bunga pump, bunga pump, Unga. 

 

(Pump iron good way build muscle)!

Re: Snow Dance
#4   Feb 17, 2005 10:23 pm
Big Chief tough Chief, made through big time worse over years. That baby poo poo stuff.  Come Nairobi, live with Wife Ungabunga and Big Chief SIL's, you see what Big Chief talk bout! No thing in world scare Ungabunga now.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe.

Bunga Bunga Bunga, Unga. 
Re: Snow Dance
#5   Feb 17, 2005 6:50 pm
Big Chief Ungabunga have bad thing happen.

Big Chief moved place be all alone, north cold town by water, bought brand new big bad shiny tractor. Big Chief out in dirt road night last ago, mind own business. Big Chief see white woman no clothes dance like Tribal women at Shrunken Head Shindig. Big Chief no believe eye ball, Big Chief use two eye ball, still no believe. No clothes woman swing round pole stuck in mud make big scene! Ungabunga decide watch is good thing.

Next Big Chief know, Big Chief and brand new big bad shiny tractor fall off cliff. Big Chief think fast,  know this no good thing happen. Big Chief jump out tractor, hang on tree stick out side of cliff. Big Chief look down, pee pants.   Next Big Chief know, Big Chief see new tractor make splat like Buffalo pattie in summer heat.

Big Chief make way down cliff, while eagle peck holes in Big Chiefs head whole way. Big Chief now look like pizza face Chief. Big Chief scared, move back Nairiobi, let Tribal women make Big Chief pretty Chief again. 

No clothes white woman make good remember for Big Chief. Big Chief find no clothes dance woman someday, invite Nairobi Shrunken Head Shindig.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe

Bunga dance Bunga dance Bunga dance, Unga!
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