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TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Original Message   Feb 27, 2005 9:23 am
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN
YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY
LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN
FOR  A BACK UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #7   Feb 28, 2005 8:00 pm
Marshall Spuddy...Why not? 
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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #8   Feb 28, 2005 8:02 pm
Not in this day and time. 
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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #9   Feb 28, 2005 8:09 pm
Yeah...I suppose...you could poke somebody's eye out with one of those....
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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #10   Feb 28, 2005 9:19 pm
I think you can do a little more than take an eye out with a spud gun. This one is good for planting potatoes in a 300 to 500  foot radius.



This unnamed future McGyver in training, built this pneumatic model. It has a 1.5 inch diameter barrel. He is holding it by the air chamber, with the barrel pointing down. The firing mechanism is electric, using three 9 volt batteries attached to a momentary contact switch to operate a garden sprinkler 28 volt solenoid. He can change barrels to a 3/4 inch one with adapters. Pumped up to between 90 and 100 psi for this "kill". Has pumped it to 140 psi, but takes a bit of work.

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #11   Feb 28, 2005 10:13 pm
Cajunblu wrote:
Paula, without going into any details a silencer can be made for any type of pistol or rifle

A fool proof "one shot" silencer is a potato

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #12   Feb 28, 2005 10:42 pm
Is that where "Silence is Golden" came from? 
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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #13   Feb 28, 2005 11:18 pm
Paula,

ROFLMAO...I think you found the answer! 

Thanks!

Walt

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #14   Mar 1, 2005 8:11 am
Oh Windy One

Nice looking spud gun!  Would be great if you could convert that into a snowball machine....think of the great snowball fights you could have....would probably have to wear body armor made out of Teflon though...LOL

Thanks for sharing your pic! 

Paula

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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #15   Mar 1, 2005 7:21 pm
Paula,

I asked my son if he has ever fired snowshots out of it and he hasn't. He's tried toilet paper roll centres loaded with stones to make a cannister round for it. He thought about what you wrote, and he has a section of the 1.5 inch pipe here that he is thinking of loading with packed slush;  allowing it to freeze to make a bunch of ice bullets.

If you wore body armor of teflon to stop potato rounds, are you planning on cooking them to make hash browns?


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Re: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
Reply #16   Mar 1, 2005 9:01 pm
Excuse me....I only make (and consume) American Fries....
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