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Joined: May 22, 2003
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Extreme Redneck..........
Original Message   Feb 25, 2005 8:52 am
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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Location: Batavia, N.Y.
Joined: Jan 20, 2004
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Re: Extreme Redneck..........
Reply #1   Feb 25, 2005 8:54 am

Frank D.

Ariens 1332DLE Pro, Exmark 52" HP ZTR, Gardian Generac generator, Shindiawa T230  Excell/Honda PW, Craftsman rototiller, Favorite IPE- My Mac + Ipod- No Windoze for me!

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Joined: Sep 16, 2002
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Re: Extreme Redneck..........
Reply #2   Feb 25, 2005 11:14 am
I might know a couple of folks that would fit the bill.

I have an Ariens 926 Pro because I like Orange

Location: Near Gettysburg
Points: 969

Re: Extreme Redneck..........
Reply #3   Feb 25, 2005 6:53 pm
How about me?   

Ariens 926 DLE Professional; Toro S200; Craftsman LT1000, Echo ES-230;


Location: Washington
Joined: Oct 24, 2004
Points: 960

Re: Extreme Redneck..........
Reply #4   Feb 25, 2005 7:04 pm
Those are all good but let me add ok...

If going to the bathroom invloves shoes and a flashlight, you might be a redneck

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