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Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Why dogs are better than women....
Original Message   Feb 22, 2005 9:57 pm
In the interests of equality between the sexes it is only fair that dogs and women should be viewed from a man's viewpoint.

I'm sure the young ladies on the forum will agree. So here it goes:

  1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
  2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
  3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
  4. Dogs are excited by rough play.
  5. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
  6. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
  7. Dogs love red meat.
  8. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
  9. Dogs don't shop.
  10. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
  11. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
  12. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
  13. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
  14. A dog's parents never visit.
  15. Dogs love long car trips.
  16. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
  17. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs are made to be hunted.
  18. Dogs like beer.
  19. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
  20. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & The Blowfish album.
  21. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
  22. Dogs never criticize.
  23. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  24. Dogs never expect gifts.
  25. It's legal to keep your dog chained up at your house.
  26. Dogs don't worry about germs.
  27. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog that you ever had.
  28. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
  29. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives.
  30. Dogs would rather have a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
  31. You never have to wait for your dog. They are ready to go 24 hours a day.
  32. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry.
  33. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
  34. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
  35. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
  36. Dogs can't talk.
  37. Dogs aren't catty.
  38. Dogs don't mind at all if you leave the toilet seat up.
  39. Dogs seldom outlive you.
  40. Dogs don't cry
  41. Dogs love it when your friends come over
  42. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
  43. Dogs think you sing great
  44. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
  45. Dogs don't expect you to call if you are running late
  46. Anyone one can get a good-looking dog
  47. When a dog gets old you can put it to sleep
  48. Dogs don't make you watch Grease over and over again
  49. Dogs don't have lunch with previous owners
  50. Dogs never want foot rubs

This message was modified Feb 22, 2005 by Highwind


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Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

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Paula


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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Re: Why dogs are better than women....
Reply #1   Feb 23, 2005 1:14 am
Highwind wrote:
#39 Dogs seldom outlive you.


Oh Windy One

With the operative word here being "seldom".....

Paula

MissSnowshoveler


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Re: Why dogs are better than women....
Reply #2   Feb 23, 2005 5:44 am
Well Highwind you have certainly never met my dog.

Taz loves when his mother and father come to visit, he's scared of dogs that are smaller then him, if there's a shirt laying around - well it becomes his new toy, he even runs at the mention of the word brush.

So that's how my dog sees some of the world.

Sherri

If you don't have free speech, what do you have?
faithfulFrank


He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep
to gain what he cannot lose....


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Re: Why dogs are better than women....
Reply #3   Feb 23, 2005 6:53 am
Highwind,
That was good..........
I think that will make it to the firehouse.

Frank D.


Ariens 1332DLE Pro, Exmark 52" HP ZTR, Gardian Generac generator, Shindiawa T230  Excell/Honda PW, Craftsman rototiller, Favorite IPE- My Mac + Ipod- No Windoze for me!
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Why dogs are better than women....
Reply #4   Feb 23, 2005 8:39 pm
Frank,

 Working in a bastion of male supremacy. You lucky devil you.

I'd end up on my upteenth "harrassment awareness" training course if I put that up.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

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