Top Excuses When Caught Napping at Your Desk
"It's okay...I'm still billing the client."
"..in the Lord Jesus' name, amen."
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"I was working smarter, not harder."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"I'm in the management training program."
"The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot." "I thought you were gone for the day."