
Can I have one for the upstairs chores, another for the downstairs, and heck may as well have one for the basement too.
Can I, can I, can I, please, oh preeeetttty pleeeeeaaaaase!
Wife won't mind, I'm sure. 
If any of them know how to cook, clean, iron, or operate a vacuum that will be a bonus, and a big improvement over the current state of affairs. 
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.
Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.