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Emmo


Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

WHO AM I?
Original Message   Jan 14, 2005 5:49 pm
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the
driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a
load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one
hell of a party last night," the mailman comments.

Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the
first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about
fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it
got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started
playing WHO AM I."

The mailman thinks a moment and asks, "How do you play that?"

Bob replied, "Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a
time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole
in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or
five times."
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Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: WHO AM I?
Reply #1   Jan 14, 2005 6:45 pm
 LOL Emmo,

Oh, to be a mailman, delivering the package to all the nice ladies on the route.

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Emmo


Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

Re: WHO AM I?
Reply #2   Jan 14, 2005 6:51 pm
This joke's timing really turned out to be ironic. 

Just found out today from the neighbor.    Our local route just got a new mailman, apparantly the old one was making "special deliveries" to a lady just around the corner!!

Our tax dollars hard at work!
This message was modified Jan 14, 2005 by Emmo
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: WHO AM I?
Reply #3   Jan 14, 2005 8:38 pm
ROFL  That's funny!
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: WHO AM I?
Reply #4   Jan 14, 2005 8:58 pm

Was the mailman fired for taking customer satisfaction to a higher level than post office standards, or did the lady put in a complaint about not being satisfied enough with the service?? 

Someone should have told that postie he wasn't a piece worker, but a full time employee.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

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