A co-worker sent me this one...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to fill their
days.
I went to the shops the other day. I was only there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior
Citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
I called him a nasty piece of dog $hit. He finished the second ticket with
a flourish and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 10 minutes.
The more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at
my age!
Dan 
