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Dantheman


Location: Orange County, N.Y.
Joined: Jan 21, 2003
Points: 561

Retired
Original Message   Jul 22, 2005 2:58 pm
A co-worker sent me this one...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to fill their
days.
I went to the shops the other day.  I was only there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior
Citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
I called him a nasty piece of dog $hit.  He finished the second ticket with
a flourish and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he  started writing a third ticket.  This went on for about 10 minutes.
The more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.  My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.  It's important at
my age!

                                            Dan



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AJace


I have an Ariens 926 Pro because I like Orange



Location: Near Gettysburg
Joined:
Points: 969

Re: Retired
Reply #1   Jul 22, 2005 6:06 pm
Since you live up by OCC, you could tour the shop and maybe get on TV.  Then you can fill your day riding. 

Ariens 926 DLE Professional; Toro S200; Craftsman LT1000, Echo ES-230;

Dantheman


Location: Orange County, N.Y.
Joined: Jan 21, 2003
Points: 561

Re: Retired
Reply #2   Jul 22, 2005 6:13 pm
My days are full enough, being married to a former B.A.M. ( Broad @ssed Marine) and chasing around two elementary school children...8 years to go for Federal Law Enforcement retirement...I will then have 23 yrs in the system at age 50....wheeeew.......
Bill_D


Nice day for a mow!!

Location: Chicago
Joined: Dec 6, 2002
Points: 920

Re: Retired
Reply #3   Jul 23, 2005 1:22 am
I'll be workin till they throw dirt on my box unfortunately.
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Retired
Reply #4   Jul 23, 2005 11:15 am
Dan, that's too funny! Clever!




Federal Marshal, DA, Judge, BP,  FLET intructor, CT officer.........?

If I'm being too personal say so.
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