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As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Don't like the news headlines?
Original Message   Jun 30, 2005 6:18 pm
Try these..............


Crack Found on

Governor's Daughter

[imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong

in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign

to Run Down Jaywalkers

[now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris

around Uranus?

[not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails;

Veterinarian Takes Over

[what a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work

after Death

[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to

Try Shooting Defendant

[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope

for Peace

[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,

It May Last Awhile

[you think?!]

Cold Wave Linked

to Temperatures

[who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;

Police Suspect Homicide

[they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds

Up New Bridges

[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning

Faces Battery Charge

[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity

Looks for Larger

Test Group

[weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes

Blame for Gas

in Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make

Nutritious Snacks

[Tastes like chicken?]

Local High School

Dropouts Cut in Half

[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued

by Seven Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through

Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

(Can you believe it?)

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Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Don't like the news headlines?
Reply #1   Jun 30, 2005 10:52 pm

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Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.


Location: Washington
Joined: Oct 24, 2004
Points: 960

Re: Don't like the news headlines?
Reply #2   Jul 1, 2005 12:00 am
That was very funny Marshall! I also was ROFLAMO


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Points: 969

Re: Don't like the news headlines?
Reply #3   Jul 1, 2005 1:07 am
I must say it was hilarious. 

Ariens 926 DLE Professional; Toro S200; Craftsman LT1000, Echo ES-230;

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