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Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Sexy mini skirt...............
Original Message Jun 28, 2005 4:36 pm

Think they need a new model?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5401342712

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Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 12, 2004
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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #9 Jun 29, 2005 5:08 pm

I wouldn't knock the vital contribution beer has made to loving relationships, be they one night stands or should they be long term ones lasting till morning.

In fact it has improved my love life considerably. The only complaints I have are the high prices in some pubs, and those women who can drink several pitchers before they become affectionate.

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Paula

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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

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Reply #10 Jun 29, 2005 6:50 pm

Wow Windy....it ONLY took you a couple of pitchers before you could find a woman to be affectionate with you? The women must be pretty parched up in your neck of the woods..

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Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #11 Jun 30, 2005 3:14 am

Nope. But our beer has a bit more inhibition dissolving agent in it, for faster results.

Would you like me to bring some over for you to try sometime, sweetheart*?

Remember: "Candy may be dandy, but liquor is quicker."

(*copyright Buttlint Enterprises - your royalty cheque is in the mail buddy)

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Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula

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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #12 Jun 30, 2005 6:54 am

Sure Windy....but plan to bring a semi-truck load....figure that lovely moment right before I am at the pass out point should also be the point I find myself becoming affectionate towards you...

Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #13 Jun 30, 2005 10:23 am

So I'll be the first male to ever experience a "Paula affectionate microsecond."

I'll get some high speed cameras to see if I can capture this most rare of events: Paula in my arms. Just before I'm sliced, diced, chopped and eviscerated.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

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Reply #14 Jun 30, 2005 10:27 am

Oh...that reminds me.....I need to bring my Ginsu knives along...

Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #15 Jun 30, 2005 10:55 am

Paula wrote:

Oh...that reminds me.....I need to bring my Ginsu knives along...

Well, that sure is sweet ...gonna get me a hug from Paula, and a homemade meal as well.

I can hardly wait until I meat you.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #16 Jun 30, 2005 1:21 pm

I'll need your measurements Windy....and could you convert those to gallons?

Oh.....and one more question.....

snowshoveler

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Location: bridgewater nova scotia...aka the swamp
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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #17 Jun 30, 2005 2:56 pm

yup the girl scout can certainly make a fire cant she...

ups uniform my so and so...

once a girl guide always a girl guide.

so Paula honey baby can you make a fire with no matches or what.

im pretty sure you cant just twitch your nose and have a fire but who knows eh.

okay Highwind its your turn.

later chris

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robmints

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Re: Sexy mini skirt...............
Reply #18 Jun 30, 2005 3:44 pm

Marshall wrote:

No, it was sent to me without a warning and now I'm blind so the same goes for all of you.

Marshall,
The picture might not be what made you blind. But I think you are supposed to stop when you need glasses.

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