For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000
and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out,
then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too; and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself
with an $80,000 mortgage and no f**king bike.
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.
Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.