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Kids say the darndest things....
Original Message   Jun 25, 2005 8:49 pm
For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000
and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

 The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night  and heard you tell mum you were pulling out,
then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too; and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself
with an $80,000 mortgage and no f**king bike.

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