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Cutting the Grass
Original Message   Jun 15, 2005 3:51 pm
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.  
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that
she came over and shouted at me. "You should be hung."  
I took a drink from my can of Natural Light, wiped the cold
foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared
directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied,
"That's why she cuts the grass."
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Re: Cutting the Grass
Reply #1   Jun 15, 2005 7:06 pm
I don't know to make something of that, but I have an idea.  LMAO!

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Re: Cutting the Grass
Reply #2   Jun 15, 2005 8:12 pm
Emmo, lmao!

He must have been!
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