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Emmo


Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

Retirement
Original Message   Jun 12, 2005 5:29 pm
> > Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to fill their
> > days.................
> >
> > I went to the shops the other day.  I was only there for about 5 minutes.
> > When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
> >
> > I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior
> > Citizen a break?"  He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
> >
> > I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
> > for having worn tires.  I called him a nasty piece of dog shirt.
> >
> > He finished the second ticket with a flourish and put it on the windshield
> > with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.  This went on for
> > about 10 minutes.
> >
> > The more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
> >
> > I didn't care.  My car was parked around the corner.
> >
> > I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
> > at my age!
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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Retirement
Reply #1   Jun 12, 2005 9:05 pm
ROFL!!! 

MissSnowshoveler


If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
Points: 706

Re: Retirement
Reply #2   Jun 13, 2005 7:54 am
Now I know why my Grandfather spends so much time at the mall.

Sherri

If you don't have free speech, what do you have?
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