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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word but in keeping with our new exalted G status, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker
takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a
beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I
have ever put my pecker in."

Now wipe that smile off your face.

Paula