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Paula


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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Two Trees.......
Original Message   May 31, 2005 2:26 pm

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word but in keeping with our new exalted G status, here is one:

 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker
takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a
beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I
have ever put my pecker in."

Now wipe that smile off your face.

Paula

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MissSnowshoveler


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Re: Two Trees.......
Reply #1   May 31, 2005 2:50 pm
ROFLM_O

Sherri

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Marshall


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Re: Two Trees.......
Reply #2   May 31, 2005 3:15 pm
ROFLMBO 
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Two Trees.......
Reply #3   May 31, 2005 6:20 pm

LOL. Good one Paula.

And it still hasn't been deleted yet.

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Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Points: 785

Re: Two Trees.......
Reply #4   May 31, 2005 7:36 pm
The deletions seem to be a nocturnal occurrence.....perhaps the delete button is a glow in the dark one?
ChrisS


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Re: Two Trees.......
Reply #5   May 31, 2005 11:37 pm
Admin comes on line sometimes at night, as Paula has noticed......

C

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