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What are you doing this weekend?  Inquiring minds want to know.

They sure don't make'm like MaryAnn anymore....

Lovie,
You should have told me you were ready to come out. We would have thrown a party.

I think I need to loose a few pounds. Paula and Sherri, will you assist me with that? Lint I would ask you but I think Mo would become upset.

Sure Marshall, be glad to help.

Step 1 - Go put on your most comfy jogging gear.  (That's what you're wearing???)

Step 2 - Go outside and stretch.  (Oh the pain of those tired muscles)

Step 3 - Go back inside, stop at fridge for something cold after all that stretching and to check the weather forecast.

Step 4 - Make sure everything is turned off and that you are sure you can do this.

Step 5 - Go back outside, inhale deeply and start jogging.  (Don't forget the shades - you may need them in the States,)

Step 6 - By the time you hit Nova Scotia, your few pounds will have been lost and you'll be looking superdy duper.  

Sherri

You want me to back off? Alright, I'll back off.

Heck, I was gonna suggest lipo....after all, look what it did for me in my cat suit (just don't look underneath...) 

Awww Termie....don't take your ball and go home....you voiced your opinion and some of us voiced ours. 

MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Jogging gear? Ooops, I have to go shopping.

Stretch? I can do that, might tear something but I can do that.

Turn everything off? Even the TV?

Go back outside, inhale and start jogging? I never inhale!

Nova Scotia? Surely I can do this part through a video game or something?


Paula, ever wonder why are the terms Lipo and Hippo similar? 

Termy wrote:
Thanks, neither do I, yourself included.

Marshall wrote:

You have no purrrrrty shorts???  How can that be???

You can skip the stretching, but the stiffness will set in a whole lot sooner, you may even end up  in hospital.  I hear the charlie horses can play havoc on  a guys mind.

Yes the tv has to go too.  You don't need to be wasting power while you're out on the road.

Smog, fog, exhaust and other things we won't mention, I can understand the not inhaling.   

NO!!!  No video games until you get get that fat worked off.  How do you think those little rolls formed.  (Keep your head outta the clouds here and keep your responce on the up and up and up and up and up)  Lift those knees, shake that rump roast, push those peddles, make it happen!!!!!!

Sherri

"Lift those knees, shake that rump roast, push those peddles, make it happen!!!!!!Sherri"

You go soul sistah!