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Highwind
 
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
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Re: Memorial Day plans
Reply #87 Jun 1, 2005 10:35 am |
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Considering my own "height challenged" status, I wouldn't dream of teasing anyone for being short....at least not without including myself....  And if you drag out the Wizard....I'm dragging out Ze Generalz..... ....and she doesn't play nice at all...
Paula,
An interesting little tidbit of information you've provided. Strictly speaking in OPE terms, you would be a "short-block" design. To continue with the OPE theme, I was wondering if you would describe yourself as a large displacement or a small displacement short-block? Furthermore, could you be described as an over-square or under-square engine? To make it easy to understand which you are, take your bore measurement (diameter where you have the largest overall circumference; ie, take the largest of your chest, waist or thigh measurement and divide by 3.14). Now divide this number by your height (stroke in engine terms). If the number is greater than 1.0, you are over-square; less than 1.0, under-square. If all this mathematical stuff is too much for you, just send me a picture with your measurements, and I'll do the tough calculations. And I don't want to play favorites. So Sherri, you are welcome to complete the questionnaire too. Hmmmm...To keep this totally unbiased by self-perception, why don't both of you send me pictures and measurements and I'll do the rest. <<Psssst....Guys, there will be an E-abbysguide acution of photographs in the next few days, so start saving your cash or cases of beer.>>
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.
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MissSnowshoveler
If you don't have free speech, what do you have?
Location: NS
Joined: Feb 4, 2005
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Re: Memorial Day plans
Reply #88 Jun 1, 2005 10:57 am |
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If all this mathematical stuff is too much for you, just send me a picture with your measurements, and I'll do the tough calculations.And I don't want to play favorites. So Sherri, you are welcome to complete the questionnaire too. Hmmmm...To keep this totally unbiased by self-perception, why don't both of you send me pictures and measurements and I'll do the rest. <<Psssst....Guys, there will be an E-abbysguide acution of photographs in the next few days, so start saving your cash or cases of beer.>>
Sir Windy One, the one of Highwinds, Mathmatical? Are you sure that you could handle those numbers? I'll send you a picture as soon as I find a camera that doesn't break when someone tries to take my picture. We're worth more then money and beer - bring out the big guns. Diamonds, pearls, silver, gold...com'on anty up boys... Sherri
If you don't have free speech, what do you have? 
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: Memorial Day plans
Reply #89 Jun 1, 2005 11:55 am |
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Uhhhh Sherri, I wasn't cutting you ladies in for a piece of the action....but I'm not the greedy, materialistic type. Sooooo, any jewelry, gold, furs, that are bid are for you and Paula to divide. I'll keep the cash and Alexander Keiths. BTW, if you girls can't settle the division of the goods, then I can help. Math really was one of my better subjects, and I can figure out exactly how much chocolate pie filling it will take to fill a pool so you girls can wrestle over who gets what. I'll sell tickets to that event and bring in more cash. So send your picture and measurements and I'll work out your "over-square" or "under-square" ratio. Metric or inch (or foot or yards as the case may be) numbers are fine. And I'm sure that any camera that broke while taking your picture was a defective unit; not your fault.
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater. |
Paula
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.
Joined: Apr 29, 2004
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Re: Memorial Day plans
Reply #90 Jun 1, 2005 11:56 am |
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Paula, An interesting little tidbit of information you've provided. Strictly speaking in OPE terms, you would be a "short-block" design. To continue with the OPE theme, I was wondering if you would describe yourself as a large displacement or a small displacement short-block? Furthermore, could you be described as an over-square or under-square engine? To make it easy to understand which you are, take your bore measurement (diameter where you have the largest overall circumference; ie, take the largest of your chest, waist or thigh measurement and divide by 3.14). Now divide this number by your height (stroke in engine terms). If the number is greater than 1.0, you are over-square; less than 1.0, under-square. If all this mathematical stuff is too much for you, just send me a picture with your measurements, and I'll do the tough calculations. And I don't want to play favorites. So Sherri, you are welcome to complete the questionnaire too. Hmmmm...To keep this totally unbiased by self-perception, why don't both of you send me pictures and measurements and I'll do the rest. <<Psssst....Guys, there will be an E-abbysguide acution of photographs in the next few days, so start saving your cash or cases of beer.>> Oh Long Winded One (speaking strictly in terms of your expelled trail of carbon dioxide molecules and nothing anatomical whatsoever) I'll keep my answer similar to myself...short and sweet....NO!  Good luck with that though...let me know how it goes....
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: Memorial Day plans
Reply #91 Jun 1, 2005 12:01 pm |
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Oh Long Winded One (speaking strictly in terms of your expelled trail of carbon dioxide molecules and nothing anatomical whatsoever) I'll keep my answer similar to myself...short and sweet....NO! Good luck with that though...let me know how it goes.... If you'd send me the picture and measurements (or do I have to come and get them myself?) things would be going great.
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.
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