snowshoveler
tides in dirts out surfs up
Location: bridgewater nova scotia...aka the swamp
Joined: Jan 3, 2003
Points: 1261
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snowshoveler gets new name
Original Message May 15, 2005 8:42 am |
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yea now i know what your thinking so stop it. miss snowshoveler and i went to a nearby cattle farm with her truck and got load of manure for our soon to be garden. tractor with loader put about 2 yards on the back of her F150. stuff is kinda heavy. so home we go,we get to the garden with her truck and she looks at me and says in a very sweet voice... it seems as though you are a shi*shoveler now boy so get this stuff off my truck. and she promptly hops out of the truck and heads for the house laughing all the way. sheesh some guys get all the luck. only took a few minutes to unload so it wasnt to bad. now im gonna mix in some leaf mulch and topsoil and till it all up. we have about 2 weeks before planting time here so i should be ready in time. later chris
craftsman 10/28 snowblower with tracks husky 372xpg chainsaw sachs dolmar bc212 bushsaw mondo trimmer monster tractor with trailer cheep wheelbarro and couple shovels and a partridge in a pear tree
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Paula
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.
Joined: Apr 30, 2004
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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #14 May 19, 2005 8:33 pm |
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Paula dearest, It was she who mentioned the dreaded loss of freedom and life of servitude to which women subject men, not Chris. Chris, get out of that pile of manure, quick! Sherri's got a life pile all ready for you if you don't get moving. 
Windy pain-in-the-arsiest...
She may have mentioned it but we all know that marriage is a man's idea.....women would NEVER have come up with an idiotic idea like that...rates right up there with spike heels and thongs.... . You just know the first conversation about marriage started like this... Man: Honey....you wanna play house? Woman (rightfully suspicious): Hmm...How do you play? Man: Well, I give you this ring and say a bunch of words I'll forget all about once you say "I do" and once the ring is on your finger, you keep your job, do my laundry, clean our house, do the shopping, have lots of babies but keep your pre-pregnancy shape, take care of the kids and make sure a hot meal is on the table when I get home from work....and every now and then I just might say something nice but for the most part I'll criticize everything you do and tell you how my mother did everything so much better. Well, wanna play? Woman: 
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Marshall
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )
Joined: Sep 16, 2002
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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #15 May 19, 2005 8:42 pm |
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""Man: Well, I give you this ring and say a bunch of words I'll forget all about once you say "I do" and once the ring is on your finger, you keep your job, do my laundry, clean our house, do the shopping, have lots of babies but keep your pre-pregnancy shape, take care of the kids and make sure a hot meal is on the table when I get home from work....and every now and then I just might say something nice but for the most part I'll criticize everything you do and tell you how my mother did everything so much better. Well, wanna play?"" Well, at least you have the routine down, no need to retrain you.  |
snowshoveler
tides in dirts out surfs up
Location: bridgewater nova scotia...aka the swamp
Joined: Jan 3, 2003
Points: 1261
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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #16 May 19, 2005 8:55 pm |
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truck is unloaded...half in flower garden and half in vegi garden. i used a fork this time much easier,before long ill be a pro shi#shoveler. now if only it would get sunny for a while ...so much rain and not warm at all. say Paula...any chance you could tell me about the high heels and the thong. if you are nice about it i will bring you a load...of shi# later smelly chris
craftsman 10/28 snowblower with tracks husky 372xpg chainsaw sachs dolmar bc212 bushsaw mondo trimmer monster tractor with trailer cheep wheelbarro and couple shovels and a partridge in a pear tree
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 13, 2004
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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #20 May 19, 2005 9:04 pm |
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you will stop running right after your chain come tight.... oh im so dead now. later chris Glad you believe in the traditional marriage: chain em to the bed or chain em to the stove...good man.
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #21 May 19, 2005 9:13 pm |
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say Paula...any chance you could tell me about the high heels...
I believe all she can tell you about them is how they are great for aerating the lawn, or in her case the driveway, or any concrete surface less than three inches thick.
Now, I've gotta be running... 
This message was modified May 19, 2005 by Highwind
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.
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Marshall
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )
Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730
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Re: snowshoveler gets new name
Reply #23 May 19, 2005 9:31 pm |
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Trouble is fixin to start. 
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