Emmo
Joined: May 22, 2003
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Blue Pills for the Blue Hairs
Original Message May 12, 2005 5:34 pm |
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Viagra Tips Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a
bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet.
He asked the son about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think you should take one; they're very strong and
very expensive".
"How much?" asked Grandpa.
"$10.00 a pill," answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and I'll leave
the money under your pillow as soon as I break this bill.
The next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. The son said, "I
told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00."
"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma."
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: Blue Pills for the Blue Hairs
Reply #10 May 13, 2005 1:11 pm |
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I don't think this is something we should joke about. I'm a staunch supporter of PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Acrylics, and have been active for some years in supporting awareness of the cruel conditions under which acrylics live for their short lives Did you know that nylon, orlon, hollowfill, are all members of the same acrylic family, and are all inhumanely treated during their early and formative years? They are raised in factory-like farms all around the world, never seeing the light of day, most of them. They are fed very little and practically no water so they will stay slim and fibery until the day they are culled using sharp cutters in a terrible slaughter to make the clothing and carpets we all know. They may be glued or woven into products. Is this any way to treat something that gives us so much? I've stopped buying fabrics made with any of these acrylic materials, and only buy natural fibre clothing such as cotton, seal skin, moose, beaver, bear or woven grass, straw, and ivy. Please join me in this protest until our friends the nylon, the orlon, and all the other polyamides get basic rights to fresh water, air, and digital cable TV. You can make a difference. 
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: Blue Pills for the Blue Hairs
Reply #12 May 13, 2005 3:22 pm |
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Paula, Slim chance sweetheart®. I wouldn't trust you not to try to smoke my favourite skirt or at least use it as fire starter, with me still in it.  ®registered trademark of Buttlint Enterprises. {royalty cheque is in the mail old buddy}
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater. |
Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: Blue Pills for the Blue Hairs
Reply #14 May 13, 2005 10:18 pm |
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Paula, Does that mean I can go around and say "Paula really lights my fire" . All 425 lbs (193 kg) of you? And I thought you didn't care, you sweet, "little" tank you.
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater. |
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Arrrroooooo
