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Smart dog, use sound!

(Shaking my head....somehow words seem wasted here....just shaking my head, rolling my eyes...and sighing....)

Paula wrote:

Now that's impressive for a woman too....shaking her head, rolling her eyes, and sighing. Doing three things at once. Wow what next? Take a complex set of instructions and follow them:? "Go get the deteregent, fill up a bucket with water, grab a sponge and wash the car will ya. Oh, and before you start, get me a cool one."

Oooohhhh, you guys are priceless!!!

mrmom wrote:

Yeah....I wouldn't give ya a quarter for either one of 'em. 

Hey Paula,

I have a nice shiny quarter for you, if you'll wash my car. Do I need to write all the steps down for you or can you remember "hose down, soap, rinse, and repeat"? 

Oh no...I think that is way too difficult for my itty bitty ole brain....however, I do think I can remember grab sharp utensil, chase Highwind down, hogtie and snip, snip...yep...I do believe I could recite those instructions in my sleep....backwards and forwards....

Oh...and I'll remember those instructions for free....

Not a bad deal.  A car wash and a hair cut for two bits?  I've only heard my grandfather talk of the good ole days when you could get deals like that.

Don't forget your voice change to soprano.....free of charge no less....and I promise...it won't hurt a bit...

(and Windy...is that all they are?  2 bits??  )

Paula wrote:
Just remember, in your favor Paula, the smaller the brain the bigger the t*ts.

Good point(s) there Marshall,

Do you think those are the only forward looking apsects of her personality that have developed in her favour, or is she hiding other assets, being the shy little gal she is?

Paula,

I was never able to sing, as I didn't have much range to my voice, so being able to hit a high note now and then would be useful.

Yup, I'm just a little bitty guy, with a big mouth.