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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Smart Dog
Original Message   May 4, 2005 8:59 pm
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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #5   May 5, 2005 7:58 pm
Highwind wrote:
Marshall,

That sure is one smart dog. I'm amazed at how well he trained that woman to follow his every move so well. I've never been able to train one that well, and I've tried. Sheesh, I still can't even get one to bring me a cool, frosty beer, let alone follow my every command.

But I did notice that he had to keep his eye on her the whole time. Probably can't trust her to stay focused if he didn't maintain eye contact.

Yup, he is one smart dog.

  Yea, seems he has her eating out of his hand.
Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #6   May 5, 2005 8:18 pm
(Shaking my head....somehow words seem wasted here....just shaking my head, rolling my eyes...and sighing....)
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #7   May 5, 2005 8:40 pm
Paula wrote:
(Shaking my head....somehow words seem wasted here....just shaking my head, rolling my eyes...and sighing....)


Now that's impressive for a woman too....shaking her head, rolling her eyes, and sighing. Doing three things at once. Wow what next? Take a complex set of instructions and follow them:? "Go get the deteregent, fill up a bucket with water, grab a sponge and wash the car will ya. Oh, and before you start, get me a cool one."

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

mrmom


Joined: Sep 19, 2003
Points: 345

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #8   May 5, 2005 9:03 pm
Oooohhhh, you guys are priceless!!!
Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


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Points: 785

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #9   May 5, 2005 9:34 pm
mrmom wrote:
Oooohhhh, you guys are priceless!!!


Yeah....I wouldn't give ya a quarter for either one of 'em. 
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #10   May 5, 2005 9:49 pm
Hey Paula,

I have a nice shiny quarter for you, if you'll wash my car. Do I need to write all the steps down for you or can you remember "hose down, soap, rinse, and repeat"? 

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #11   May 5, 2005 9:51 pm
Oh no...I think that is way too difficult for my itty bitty ole brain....however, I do think I can remember grab sharp utensil, chase Highwind down, hogtie and snip, snip...yep...I do believe I could recite those instructions in my sleep....backwards and forwards....

Oh...and I'll remember those instructions for free....

This message was modified May 5, 2005 by Paula
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Points: 985

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #12   May 5, 2005 9:54 pm
Not a bad deal.  A car wash and a hair cut for two bits?  I've only heard my grandfather talk of the good ole days when you could get deals like that.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #13   May 5, 2005 10:02 pm
Don't forget your voice change to soprano.....free of charge no less....and I promise...it won't hurt a bit...

(and Windy...is that all they are?  2 bits??  )

This message was modified May 5, 2005 by Paula
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #14   May 5, 2005 10:10 pm
Paula wrote:
Oh no...I think that is way too difficult for my itty bitty ole brain....however, I do think I can remember grab sharp utensil, chase Highwind down, hogtie and snip, snip...yep...I do believe I could recite those instructions in my sleep....backwards and forwards....

Oh...and I'll remember those instructions for free....


Just remember, in your favor Paula, the smaller the brain the bigger the t*ts.
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