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Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Smart Dog
Original Message May 4, 2005 8:59 pm

Smart dog, use sound!

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Paula

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

Joined: Apr 30, 2004
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Re: Smart Dog
Reply #9 May 5, 2005 9:34 pm

mrmom wrote:

Oooohhhh, you guys are priceless!!!

Yeah....I wouldn't give ya a quarter for either one of 'em.

Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
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Re: Smart Dog
Reply #10 May 5, 2005 9:49 pm

Hey Paula,

I have a nice shiny quarter for you, if you'll wash my car. Do I need to write all the steps down for you or can you remember "hose down, soap, rinse, and repeat"?

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

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Re: Smart Dog
Reply #11 May 5, 2005 9:51 pm

Oh no...I think that is way too difficult for my itty bitty ole brain....however, I do think I can remember grab sharp utensil, chase Highwind down, hogtie and snip, snip...yep...I do believe I could recite those instructions in my sleep....backwards and forwards....

Oh...and I'll remember those instructions for free....

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Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Smart Dog
Reply #12 May 5, 2005 9:54 pm

Not a bad deal. A car wash and a hair cut for two bits? I've only heard my grandfather talk of the good ole days when you could get deals like that.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #13 May 5, 2005 10:02 pm

Don't forget your voice change to soprano.....free of charge no less....and I promise...it won't hurt a bit...

(and Windy...is that all they are? 2 bits?? )

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Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #14 May 5, 2005 10:10 pm

Paula wrote:

Oh...and I'll remember those instructions for free....

Just remember, in your favor Paula, the smaller the brain the bigger the t*ts.

Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
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Re: Smart Dog
Reply #15 May 5, 2005 10:20 pm

Good point(s) there Marshall,

Do you think those are the only forward looking apsects of her personality that have developed in her favour, or is she hiding other assets, being the shy little gal she is?

Paula,

I was never able to sing, as I didn't have much range to my voice, so being able to hit a high note now and then would be useful.

Yup, I'm just a little bitty guy, with a big mouth.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Smart Dog
Reply #16 May 5, 2005 10:22 pm

<running and ducking for cover befor I loose my jewels> Love ya darlin.

Paula

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enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

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Re: Smart Dog
Reply #17 May 5, 2005 10:23 pm

Yeah...and if you believe that....size doesn't matter either...

Bill_D

Nice day for a mow!!

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Re: Smart Dog
Reply #18 May 6, 2005 7:32 am

Yeah but my Rott could take that dog down w/ just a stare.

Anyrate, whatever floats your boat, very talented, very talented indeed.

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