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Smart dog, use sound!

Marshall wrote:

Marshall,

That sure is one smart dog. I'm amazed at how well he trained that woman to follow his every move so well. I've never been able to train one that well, and I've tried. Sheesh, I still can't even get one to bring me a cool, frosty beer, let alone follow my every command.

But I did notice that he had to keep his eye on her the whole time. Probably can't trust her to stay focused if he didn't maintain eye contact.

Yup, he is one smart dog.

Highwind wrote:   Yea, seems he has her eating out of his hand.

(Shaking my head....somehow words seem wasted here....just shaking my head, rolling my eyes...and sighing....)

Paula wrote:

Now that's impressive for a woman too....shaking her head, rolling her eyes, and sighing. Doing three things at once. Wow what next? Take a complex set of instructions and follow them:? "Go get the deteregent, fill up a bucket with water, grab a sponge and wash the car will ya. Oh, and before you start, get me a cool one."

Oooohhhh, you guys are priceless!!!

mrmom wrote:

Yeah....I wouldn't give ya a quarter for either one of 'em. 

Hey Paula,

I have a nice shiny quarter for you, if you'll wash my car. Do I need to write all the steps down for you or can you remember "hose down, soap, rinse, and repeat"? 

Oh no...I think that is way too difficult for my itty bitty ole brain....however, I do think I can remember grab sharp utensil, chase Highwind down, hogtie and snip, snip...yep...I do believe I could recite those instructions in my sleep....backwards and forwards....

Oh...and I'll remember those instructions for free....

Not a bad deal.  A car wash and a hair cut for two bits?  I've only heard my grandfather talk of the good ole days when you could get deals like that.

Don't forget your voice change to soprano.....free of charge no less....and I promise...it won't hurt a bit...

(and Windy...is that all they are?  2 bits??  )