Marshall
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )
Joined: Sep 15, 2002
Points: 7730
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Cheyenne Bear
Original Message Apr 25, 2005 2:03 pm |
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A Wyoming man woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in
the Cheyenne yellow pages and, sure enough, there was an ad for "Bear
Removers." He called the number, and the bear remover said he'd be over in
30 minutes.
The bear remover arrived and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asked?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the
bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let
go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in
the back of my van." He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asked the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
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Marshall
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )
Joined: Sep 15, 2002
Points: 7730
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Re: Cheyenne Bear
Reply #9 Apr 26, 2005 9:47 am |
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Good one Marshall. Reminds me of a line in a movie. "Chopper, sic $#%*".
What movie is that line from? Anyone? Kevin Was it Stand By Me?
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No, I better not go there. 
.....and, if the dog doesn't get him....can I borrow the shot gun? 
