Emmo
Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065
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Bumper Stickers
Original Message Mar 30, 2005 10:01 am |
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BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FAST.
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
Illiterate? Write For Help
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Ax Me About Ebonics
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
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