Community Discussions

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

I AM CANADIAN!!!

Yea but, America has Triumph The Insult Comic Dog..........


NBC.Conan O'Brian.Triumph video clips.


Bits and pieces from Triumphs tour to Quebec City........


"You're French and Canadian? That means you're obnoxious and dumb?"

"I can tell you are French -- I can smell your crotch from here."

"You're in North America -- learn the language."

"Are you separatists? Listen carefully: Do you hear that? It's the sound of nobody giving a crap."

"Are you a separatist? Maybe you should try separating yourself from doughnuts first."

"I only know the basic French expressions -- like, 'I surrender.' "

French language street signs in Quebec City were replaced with English signs reading, "Rue de Pussies" and "Celine Dion Sucks Street."

Bonhomme du Carnival, the smiley snowman Triumph called a "corporate whore" and "the Michelin Man's gay cousin."

Triumph finally persuaded an ice sculptor to add a snow likeness of a dog humping a reclining Bonhomme. "Your tax dollars at work, Canada!"

"For me to Poop On!"

Hey Lint? 

Why does Mister Rogers look like he is possessed?  Or Stoned?  Or both? 

Paula

Triumph.....one of the best! I remember a couple years ago at some awards
show he asked J. LO if he could, "sniff her butt". She looked very miffed at the
cigar smoking canine. Man, no sense of humor.

                                                                                                 Kevin

Paula,
Fred had a checkered past.

Back in the mid-60's Fred and I formed a band called "The Gemplers".  (Neil Young, Tom Conner, and Buffy St. Marie were the other members of the group.)  Fred and Neil did most of the song writing and we were pretty popular around the Pittsburg after-hours spots.

Fred wrote some of his best stuff while he was a "Gempler".
"It's Such a Good Feeling", "You're Growing" and "You Can Never Go Down the Drain" were written during that time.  Fred and Neil collaborated on, "You are Special" and "I Like to Take My Time".  (I actually wrote "Everybody's Fancy", but I lost it to Fred in a poker game.)

We were doing well until Al "Speedy Delivery" McFeely joined the band.  Al was deep into Amphetamines... and soon had Freddy eating Yellow Jackets like M&M's.  The speed sent Fred off on all kinds of creative directions and before the rest of us knew what was happening, he was writing crap for groups like The 1910 Fruitgum Company and the Monkees, just too get McFeely off his back.

Needless too say... the Rogers-McFeely alliance pretty much broke up the group.
Tom stuck around for awhile but wound up in Kentucky singing honky-tonk with a knocked-up Celine Dion.
Neil hooked up with some old pals and started another group.
Buffy and I stayed together for couple of years, living in Andy Warhols loft.

Fred cracked and spent some time doing rehab in the Berkshires, where he met the love of his life, Joanne Worley.  Joanne and her friend, Artie Johnson, helped turn Fred on to religion.  (The best thing to happen to him!)  The rest is history.  Sure he had his ups and downs... and I know he had some relapses on the way.  (The red eyes were always a dead give away.)

Fred Rogers will always be etched into the hearts of everyone that had the privilage of knowing him.
As far as Al 'Speedy Delivery" McFeely goes... I hope he roasts in Hell!

(Sorry for the rant.)

Was Mr. Dress-up your personal favorite, or did you just forget to mention Chez Helene and The Friendly Giant?

<<remembering the glory days of the CBC>>

oh...the pain, the pain...

AZ

say what...

you guys had TV when you were kids.

all we had were guns

later chris

Little known fact that probably nobody cares about anyway: Ernie Coombs, Mr Dressup, was born in Maine.

That Friendly Giant was one tall giant for sure. Gerome the giraffe at full height only came up to his shoulders. The rocking chair by the fireplace was only as high as his ankles.

And poor Rusty the rooster was in the bag all the time. He never did kick that alcohol addiction.

Chris...Canadian guns dont count as real weapons.

Lint...how did you find my gunsafe.

i had it hidden under my toy box. i guess the bubblegum lock system was no match for you either

later chris