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If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
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Maw and Paw
Original Message   Mar 25, 2005 6:56 am
Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse."
Paw says, "All right, Maw."
Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole."
Paw says "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!"
Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!"
Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole."
Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!"
Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"
This message was modified Mar 25, 2005 by MissSnowshoveler


If you don't have free speech, what do you have?
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Emmo


Joined: May 22, 2003
Points: 1065

Re: Maw and Paw
Reply #1   Mar 25, 2005 8:41 am
And that is how the Brazilian wax job came to be so popular!

Good one Sherry!
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