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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?She was found face down in Ricki Lake.****How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?Even the pool table doesn't have $#%*.****Do you know what drag is?It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.****What do you call lesbian twins?Lick-a-likes.****How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.****What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
DAN
