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Marshall

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OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Original Message Mar 11, 2005 1:31 pm

Lesbian Laughers!

What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

A Klondyke.

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What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

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What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

A Lickalotapuss.

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well Hung.

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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?

She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table doesn't have $#%*.

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Do you know what drag is?

It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

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What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-a-likes.

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How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?

She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

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What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

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Highwind

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Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #1 Mar 11, 2005 1:48 pm

Marshall,

ROFLMAO.

...snack cracker....crack snacker.

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Paula

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enough trials to make you strong,
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Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #2 Mar 11, 2005 2:55 pm

OMG....ROFLMAO....

Dantheman

Location: Orange County, N.Y.
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Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #3 Mar 11, 2005 5:45 pm

AND JUST LIKE YOU MARSHALL...LESBIANS LIKE SNAPPER TOO.......

DAN

Dave

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Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #4 Mar 11, 2005 6:21 pm

Oh, Marshall.... that cracks me up

Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 15, 2002
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Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #5 Mar 11, 2005 6:28 pm

Dantheman wrote:

AND JUST LIKE YOU MARSHALL...LESBIANS LIKE SNAPPER TOO.......

DAN

Dan, you're the man!

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